Uncle Nick

Banshee Pump: Cock 'N Ball Check out the deal on Banshee Pump: Cock 'N Ball at Fort Troff

Yeah, pumptoys.com has been back order for years, probably gonna stay that way. LA Pump has some 2-stage tubes that achieve similar results, and Fort Troff just released a promising new electric cock & ball pump. I just ordered it yesterday so haven’t tried it out first hand yet

There’s still plenty of time to sign up for my #PenisPumping workshop on March 21st in Portland, OR #PDX #penis #bator #penispump #cockandballpumping #bator

Happy #FatCockFriday my #penis is extra fat today thanks to an hour of #cockpumping
If you wanna learn more about #penispumping I’m hosting a workshop in #PDX later this month #PDXbators

Pumping 101 3.21.2026 Penis Pumping 101 Saturday March 21, 2026 Doors open at 4pm, locked at 4:30, ends by 7pm Hosted by Uncle Nick/Wanderlust Satyrwood Buy tickets HERE (Prepurchase tickets only, no tickets sold at event...

I will be hosting a Penis Pumping 101 workshop (plus pumping sexy play time) on March 21, 2026 in Portland, OR. See link for details and to purchase tickets
#penispumping #penispump #cockpump #cockpumping #bullmaster357 #penis

A Happy #FatCockFriday to all who celebrate #penis #fcf #bator

Pics taken 1hr15m apart
#penis #bator #bullmaster357 #penispump #cockandballpumping

👋 can host (St John’s) or travel 😉

Woohoo 🥳 this will be my third year attending, can’t wait to pump by the pool 😉

I’ve spent 1hr8m in the #Bullmaster357 so far today. More to come?…
#Penis #penispump #bator #cockandballpumping

#Penis was real needy this morning #Bator #masturbate #cum #cumshot
Also figured out a new recording angle that frees up my hands 😁

Met up with some friends for a little #PenisPumping party today, got a great pump on, still feeling huge a couple hours later. We got too caught up playing with our own #dicks to think to take a group photo, but my #penis was feeling photogenic 😉😈🍆
#penis #penispump #bator

Filling out my #TightyWhities with a #pumped up #bulge and showing off my growing gut for #TummyTuesday #belly #gaygainer
Hair is getting a little out of control though 😅

Bullmaster 357 from pumptoys.com
It’s been on back order since 2021, but he is still selling them, slowly. They’ve also got a Suntea jar conversion kit that cheaper and faster but a bit more work to set up

Just getting ready for @stumptownstrokes.bsky.social later today 😜😈🍆💦
#penis #bator #penispump #bullmaster357

Getting ready for NYE at #Bearracuda with my first dextrose infusion and GodDamn! I am truly impressed with how big half a liter has me swelling up 🤩 I’m bigger than a coconut 🥥😜
#penis #bator #salineinfusion #dextroseinfusion #

Someone woke me up a little early demanding attention 😜🍆😈
#Penis #bator

Happy #FatCockFriday #fcf #Penis #Bator

Hot body and handsome face 🤩

Well, the upside of long TSA lines is that there’s plenty of time to cruise the hot blonde beardy guy ahead of you in line 😏 and then when the flight you’re both on is delayed you’ve actually got time to chat and flirt and send each other dick pics 😜😈🍆 the art of cruising is alive and well 🥹

Was feeling extra horny last night after another marathon pump session 😈😉
#TummyTuesday #SatyrBator #belly #gaygainer #gainer #penis #bator

Set a new personal record last night, 3h20m in the sun tea jar, it was a bit of a struggle pulling out, felt amazing to be that big 🤩
#penis #penispumping #bator #cockandballpumping

This is quickly becoming my favorite day of the week 😉 love bulging outta my #tightywhities and showing off my growing #belly
#TightyWhitieTuesday #TummyTuesday #gaygainer #Penis #bulge #Bator #dadbod

If it’s only been a week I’d say just sit tight and take some deep breaths. I also get the impression from the many *Warnings* on the website that he really does not like getting “where’s my product?!?!” emails and the process of responding to them slows him down even further. Patience 😌

That suck, sorry you had that experience. My 357 needed repair a couple years ago and he replied fast and had my tube fixed and back to me in under 6 weeks. So maybe he’s just even more behind? 🤷‍♂️ I’ve heard of months long wait times, but I’ve never heard of anyone just not getting their order

My impression is that the whole operation is just one guy running things out of his garage and he’s been completely overwhelmed with more orders than he can handle.
What did you order and how long has it been?

Set a new personal record of 2hr15m in the STJ today, felt sooooo good to be soooo big 🥴🤤 that’s a standard Bic btw, the cock, not so standard 😉 #fcf #FatCockFriday #Penis #penispumping #cockandballpumping #Bator

After packing out the first tube I moved up a size and got really close to packing out the 2” for the first time. The swell and tug felt sooooo good I mighta ended up #bating and #cumming in the tube #penis #bator #penispumping #cum

Some mornings my #Penis wakes me up with a horny urge to #pump #bator #penispump

#fcf #FatCockFriday #Penis #Bator

Stripes are supposed to be slimming, right?
#TummyTuesday #belly #gaygainer #beardedgay