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how do u even tell people youve changed your pronouns like thats so awkward???

got a videocamera from a charity shop yesterday (no sd card til i get home)

omg i feel so useful 😍😍

voice messages should be
a. non urgent
b. sent privately, not on groupchats
c. to/from someone you are close to

someone tell my manager that it is not how you effectively try and find cover for sickness

omg i just got mine too🤤🤤🤤

big ben :))

wait no cheating ignore the instruction book ive had some wine

guess the build

guys quick womens ice hockey is on 🥵🥵🥵

call me mary poppins when im eating my greggs the way im feeding the birds

omg happy birthday for yesterdayyyy 😝😝😝💅💅

yeah real nvm thats awful

u can make one tho with a map and compass on the map block thing

i need to see my hoes as much as soph does it is so hard for me to schedule stuff why am i busy all the time golly gosh

i love plants vs zombies i have a little snail called stinky that collects my coins

the answer is so simple and yet oh god oh god oh god

my conductor asked if i was gonna end up a trans man and i was thinking thats exactly what i would say to someone like me and im always right but fucking hell it was a scary realisation

new fun type of masking where i try to make my voice higher to appear friendly but it gets more and more painful

wow didn't realise i was dating a millennial

does your girlfriend pick out your favourite colours in smarties and put them in your snackle box? didnt think so 😤😤😏

oooooh somethings happening that's probably stressing out the workers here i should probably ask a million intrusive questions about it

dont take this in a furry way guys its a surgery way smh

its gonna be crazy when im basically a dog (cant be left alone in the house for too long, must be fed)

i think this is the first tummy out experience since starting t and gosh she is getting hairy! 😛😛

wait no nvm ive seen this episode

JUST FINISHED S5 OF B99 AND I REALISED I NEVER FOUND OUT IF HOLT BECAME COMISB OMG

omg im on like season 5 now! still rewatching but i dont remember if ive seem season 6 or not

dw bro i went on sertraline its also for sad little freaks

i just wanna work somewhere where we dont store cardboard next to the toilet

i have had a similar thing cos my manager just told me that youre meant to be promoted to supervisor and then start training because youre doing supervisor level work but ive been training since october (on and off cos managers kept leaving) and am still on minimum wage 🤓