@newagepancake.bsky.social
he/him problematic bisexual and also rly annoying. math phd in algebraic topology or geometry or something. 612 child. father of pancake. 18+ content warning.
NOT GUILTY 👨🏽⚖️
15.11.2025 06:27 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0i'd remove capping congressional salaries from this tbh. it doesn't do anything except help preclude poor people from being in congress (not that there are any yet, but still)
15.11.2025 06:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0all those concessions and it doesn't matter. at this point all i can do is laugh that people still don't get it. how are you all this consistently stupid.
15.11.2025 05:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how is this surprising? it doesn't suck itself
15.11.2025 05:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A cloudy sky with a ring of spotlights from the local casino
No northern lights tonight. Just Mystic Lake.
15.11.2025 01:39 — 👍 44 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0even without that it's kinda **** to think about how US president is technically one of the deadliest professions in the world
15.11.2025 05:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0like if he died it would have technically raised the rate of president death by assassination to over 10%
15.11.2025 05:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0trump nearly being assassinated is still so wild to me. like facebook conspiracy theories aside it's truly insane the secret service fucked up that badly.
15.11.2025 05:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i'm sorry i don't know what this character is
15.11.2025 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0are*
when you have poor grammar it reflects on YOU
like cum if you think about it
15.11.2025 05:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0nobody:
gigantic goats wearing oversized slippers:
#birdbot
15.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0therapist: blankie monster can't hurt you.
blankie monster:
I see you
14.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 3180 🔁 191 💬 46 📌 9also if you have a safeway/albertson brand store they p regularly do tillamook for 2$ each sales. like per pack of shredded or sliced cheese. it's lit as hell and limit 4 per person
15.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0whoag
15.11.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what's worse is when i fall for it and i know it. one time i bought flour for 12 dollars
15.11.2025 03:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0was he you're borther? i didn't even realize
15.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"a" most precious creature
15.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the rare cabbit
15.11.2025 00:15 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
two pictures of an orange cat with a shaved shoulder and scabbed wounds on his face and arm
two pictures of a skinny orange cat still scabbed up
orange cat curled up asleep on the blankey
orange cat smiling for the camera
next week will be NINE MONTHS since Adonis came to live with us and I'm making myself emotional looking at pictures from when we first brought him home vs now
14.11.2025 15:48 — 👍 1821 🔁 109 💬 73 📌 3possibly 20? 24? too many to count
14.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that's right
14.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they said they still don't have enough twisted products :/
14.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i'm shaking mathematicians have announced a new type of bundle object they are calling peets bundle
14.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
A white and cappuccino coloured cat with espresso colour details (ears, eye ask, nose and tail) lies on a bed with a purple bedclothes and pale blue blanket and throw pillows. He looks mildly annoyed.
Excellent drawing!
14.11.2025 21:33 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0steenrod al jabra goes crazy for this
14.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
😌
14.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
it's times for nerds to rise up against this tyranny
14.11.2025 07:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
