SPRISK

Why the fuck does TUSSIN DM have red .40?

Bro it tastes like ass, and is medicine, it doesn’t need dye

BOOTS and BUTT made for leveling cities

Sort of?

Mainly that he’s pretty EVIL, but he’s got 1 micro that he’s very in love with :)

You won’t have to look far

I’m sure his huge ass will find you

Hell yeah!

BIG ones

Wooow, the genuine article…

Just gonna ignore any “DO NOT TOUCH” signs

I feel silly for getting as upset about this as I am but like… this is such a real issue and we have no prevention methods in place

So much of living is “you’re on your own” but then SIMULTANEOUSLY “you exist to benefit the shareholders”

Anyway sorry to hear about this :(

sucks balls

I go through cycles when it comes to simping specific species

But today that’s BIRDS

Remember this bird? Hot as hell, this bird.

🎨 @vaeifpx.gay drew this bird
🎨 YOU should draw this bird too, being big and having a huge ass probably maybe

Causing trouble

Lying ass isn’t gonna rest

Upside to having covid, I get to pretend I’m Arthur Morgan when I’m having a coughing fit

I eat candy corn never because it sucks, but if someone wants to eat it in spring they’re right to

Shock horror

Everyone is playing the 2 new character in the Nightreign dlc and it’s making things needlessly difficult

Because it’s cold out and it’s not liquid by the time it gets home

Your internal temp remains pretty consistent all year ‘round and houses are climate controlled anyway

“Seasonal foods” are a marketing gimmick and I’m above the market

Just turned off my space heater so my icecream wouldn’t melt as fast

I’m the most privileged man on earth

So while I’m sat in the bathroom with Covid, preparing to go into work (not my choice)

Let me just say it’s funny how tipped employees can be paid as little as $2.13 an hour but they still have to make at least the federal minimum wage with those tips

So… you’re asking customers to make up the dif

It is time, for the first exciting night of “I am sick and hurt all over and my throat is full of razor blades and there’s drainage pouring down my throat making it more sore so I cannot sleep”

Thanks for bringing C0vid home, and getting in a car with me, appreciate it so much thanks so much

Underwear that says "hold your breath~" on the butt

An easy like and repost from yours truly…

Desperately need to finish Abiotic Factor but started it with a friend like a year ago and I don’t want to finish it on my own

It’ll be much nicer if we can both finish it together

Plus 2 is better than 1 with survival crafting, every time…

What a colorful assortment of asses 😌

Left for dead style horde game, but the hordes are kobolds, and instead of shooting them you pet them

HAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

WOO

I know megabonk is just vampire survivors in 3-D at its core but it still captivates me

Some pants with the same gravity patterns on Radahn’s swords could be cool

Jumping up and coming crashing down like a meteor could be cool

Cosplay, I’ll be the horse, it could be cool :)

Gotta start saving drafts for posting here

Starscourge Kyrm learning gravity magic from Sellia to make himself fucking heavier

Tip culture, people making more by posting themselves NUDE than college grads, etc

All stuff that makes people upset for entirely the wrong reason

Legitimately every jacked fitness influencer starts with like “you have to hydrate and eat food”

Okay

“Your workout should be intense not 2 hours long”

Sure sounds good

“And you should go beyond the point of muscle failure, until your skin bleeds all over and you pass out”

There it is…

Or ya know…

That displaced water maybe washing away smaller students?

Because mixed sized social spaces are always a good idea, and never a bad idea.

Gotta go with Pumpkin, Goldie would be great too but I’m big into Pumpkin’s vibe for a spa-type situation

Sat alone when he asks to join, too flabbergasted at the sight of him to say anything but “absolutely”

Half the water in the tub being displaced the second he settles in…