SPRISK

Occasionally thinking “I know you can read my mind”

To throw the psychics off a little

A drawing of a red dragon proudly holding up their red kobold. The dangling kobold doesn't look like it's got a single thought forming inside of its head. Alongside the art is the text: I showed you my kobold please respond.

Well...?

I’ll squash you, like a bug

I’ll kiss you, like a bug

I’ll bug you, like a bug

Let’s hope that things get better

I dunno how exactly, but hoping is the least we can do

Because it sucks rn

I’d like to believe so because the idea that the US leaves the WHO and instantly all disease is cured and paralysis is reversed and immortality is achieved is so funny

Literally holding humanity back because of backwards profiteering with medicine

But also good news has become hard to accept

I’ll be real I’m pretty sure like 70% of the breakthrough cancer news is just not real

The one story regarding pancreatic cancer in rats got traction and others just followed the model of “-country- successfully runs trial -cure- for -disease-“

What an annoying time to be alive

That’s more how I meant it

The generalized term is ❌ forbidden

We’ve got the perfect system already in place with micro, nano, macro, etc

“Norm” sucks imo but you need a term for the bigger person in an explicitly non-macro situation

Shrinkee ❌
Tiny ❌
Speck ❓
Species specific insulting nickname ✅

Move.

Some nightreign again

Weapon-Bequeathed Harmonia (stupid name)

The fight has good music and loads of aura

But mechanically it’s just “get grabbed from off screen as tall women teleport behind you”

Quickly reached down to stop my phone from falling

Smashed my finger

Look at the finger

“huh where did 80% of my fingernail go…”

I’m willing to take the risk for art

If you’ll hold still for a bit, I’ve got some graffiti to do

(Thank you for your service snowplowmart)

Unlikely allies decimate a city. Who could have THOUGHT 🐈🐕

Featuring Legacy and @rorystarr.bsky.social!

Wow, two studs and they’re both pocketable

I am so NOT looking forward to NFC

I’m not going, and after going to my first con last year

Knowing that’s going on and being stuck home will just have me MISERABLE

I appreciate when you can see how fat someone’s ass is from above

That’s cool

Honey the Mutual is Growing Faster Than We Can Drive Away

Hey boys~

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE

Bought up a TON of “about to expire in a couple days” donuts

My mission is very simple

Stylized like a snippet from a TV show

Could even make a sort of intro~

“It cost $12 how was I supposed to know it would actually shrink you? This instruction guide sucks I have no idea how to fix you. The ‘reverse’ page just says ‘lol’.”

"Fee Fi Fo Fum, I spies a teeny fox on da run~"

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Something I drew of @bigandbowtied.bsky.social 's yeen Sal from his beanstalk giant AU

Love how soft (and big) I got him to look in this -//-👍✨

Can’t say no to such guilty eyes…

SO pretty

I’m mortified

There is nothing worthwhile to be gleamed from the social media platform that’s just a bunch of AI bots talking to each other

It’s like teaching parrots to talk, and then locking them in a room to see if they have any good ideas

Genuinely dumb in a way that’s hard to forgive

Supposedly the bigger button is for SERIOUS flushing

But it does the same thing I’m certain

This is so performative

Both of you do the same thing, be one button

Seen in the wild