Grant

Heck yes it does!

These people would have made excellent nazis.

“Now break that skylight, Friendly Brett, you steely-eyed mountain man.”

Caitlin Flanagan @CaitlinPacific I’ve missed hearing Woody Allen’s voice - I’d been so rattled this week and there he was, his full self. ⁦ @bariweiss ⁩ is the perfect interviewer. She seemed almost like a daughter to him - in a way she is. We all are. Order Life with Baum!

like a daughter to him

Disgusted barbie

OMB deletes reference to law guaranteeing backpay to furloughed feds from shutdown guidance An Office of Management and Budget FAQ document now states that only excepted employees forced to work without pay are guaranteed backpay at the conclusion of a lapse in appropriations.

Lawless Russell Vought thinks he can nullify a law by deleting it from an FAQ

www.govexec.com/pay-benefits...

Oh course not even AI shitbag could keep time with a cowbell.

Classic European dilemma: eat potato now or drink it later.

I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.

I wouldn’t have the self restraint to not step in and correct that situation with every ounce of strength I could muster. These fucking bullies are bullies because no one ever disabused them of the notion that they can just do whatever they want.

Just sent my first invoice for a big boy music production job and it feels amazing.

I’ll see your pickleball and raise you whatever in the hell this is.

Here’s my namesake, Medal of Honor recipient, and #Antifa terrorist, Grant F. Timmerman. Killed on Saipan saving the lives of his fellow Antifa tank crew members.

I admire your dedication. I don’t have that energy anymore.

Is he about to hike the Alps with the VonTrapp’s?

As a large, I would like to ask the tiny Napoleons to please choose someone else. We’re tired of you idiots.

Maybe we just preemptively have them put a lid on the fountain out front for tonight.

Unsure, but I’d welcome them returning to their place of origin.

Ugh. I had some tiny methed up guy try to fight me on the floor because I asked, “Would you please stop bumping into me?” As he kept falling into me, standing behind me, facing the back of the venue.

Are you not also watching the show you just attended last night?

Bye, Felicia.

weird that kimmel was obviously canceled for cultural reasons, which if i remember right was something certain people were endlessly wailing about for the last decade or so

Thank you. Not specifically me, just…
: motions broadly at everything :

Things are terrible, but at least I’m seeing #Phish at the Mothership in 5 days.

Ashli Babbitt Already Got What She Deserved She doesn't deserve full military honors.

"Ashli Babbitt was a grown ass adult who made a series of conscious, ill-advised decisions to engage in treasonous behavior, and she got exactly what she deserved. She was a traitor. She was a threat to national security. There is no nuance needed here."

We’re going to go on a rant for a minute, and yes we’re bringing some history with us. Back in 1755, Benjamin Franklin wrote words that still echo today: “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.”

Immediately knew this wasn’t in the United States because we would have fucked up this natural beauty years ago, it’s kind of our thing.