Aaron Derby

If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰

Always.

#RadioFreeAmerica

Crazy thing is, 10 years ago, this wouldn’t have been a controversial statement.

I’m not gonna pretend Trump is the only reason stuff like this is happening, but I sure as shit know he is the worst person possible to be to the president in charge of fixing it.

PHOTO: When your makeup artist was trained by Oompa Loompas, but skipped class the day they taught blending.

If as President you answer “I don’t know” when asked if you’ll follow the Constitution, you have violated your oath of office and should be removed.

He’s asking us to believe that a White House aide took it upon themselves to post an astonishingly offensive post without informing him, but also, even though he was not informed, he somehow knows it was “in jest.”

I’d kill for the kinda time it would take to answer this.

When even Rand Paul is like, “Yeah, that’s too extreme.”

In the same sense that lice, boils, and locusts were God's gifts to Egypt.

Finished building the TIE Interceptor over the weekend. Coolest looking TIE in my opinion. Now the X-wing has some company.

Funny because true.

a haiku for Matt Gaetz

ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha fuck you

Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from consideration for Attorney General.

SMITE!

Feels good