If that's the case, my phone has seen a lot of shit and I'll have to contend with the notion of putting it into therapy.
02.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If that's the case, my phone has seen a lot of shit and I'll have to contend with the notion of putting it into therapy.
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Having to deal with or find work-arounds for:
+ Piracy.
+ Doxxing.
+ Online censorship.
+ Banking discrimination.
+ High payment processing fees.
+ TOS exclusions with almost every service.
+ Age Verification laws that deter the few customers who respect erotic labour enough to pay for their porn.
Ew, my phone autocorrected "charming young lad" to "charming young lady."
Does my phone have internalized misogyny on its internal memory?
You make me want to be here!!!
13.02.2026 05:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't really use Bluesky or other social media that much these days, but posting my bullshit on Twitter feels like I'm bringing my A-Game to a room of C minuses
13.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I've vacationed on the island of Inbox Zero years ago, but that was at least 3, 4000 emails ago.
It just doesn't feel feasible to make the trek back these days.
Woohoo Seahawks!!!
I'm just so psyched for the PNW escorts who are about to get extra gifts and tips from their favorite athletic clients.
I just realized that Dee Snider is still alive, and I was so grateful that I bored my boyfriend for half an hour about his testimony to Senate during the PMRC hearings.
He's asleep, but giving me a thumbs up 👍🏼
From our Monday night D&D game from one year ago. Still apropos today... (and every day) @eladarling.bsky.social @myriad.bsky.social @cloverbee.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/covenmtg/cli...
20.01.2026 21:08 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The person who invented the technology that brought us WiFi, Bluetooth and GPS never saw a dime. In 1942 actress Hedy Lamarr and her friend, composer George Antheil, invented a system called "frequency hopping" that is now integrated into every aspect of our lives.
Our final episode on Hedy Lamarr is out today!
@eladarling.bsky.social & @sovereignsyre.bsky.social discuss her inventions & her patent for Frequency Hopping
How is it that she never saw a dime from her invention? Because she happened to be a dime herself, of course:
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An AI artistic rendering of Ms. Hedy Lamarr in a jail cell, which is intended to represent the gilded confines of her first marriage to Fritz Mandl, munitions manufacturer and richest man in Austria.
Hedy Lamarr Pt 3:
What do people see when they look at The Most Beautiful Girl in the World?
Whatever you tell them to. Doesn't hurt to have razor smart intellect behind your doe eyed stare
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Photo of some nice fucking trees with a blue sky and a cloud that looks like a marshmallow peep with a bow tie floating next to it
Man, I'm just trying to smoke a bowl and look at a bunch of cool trees while I scroll on my phone, but Twitter is hashing my vibe so hard
Have some trees with blue sky, BlueSky:
That means SO much to me, coming from you!
05.11.2023 18:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is a screenshot of the article in business insider, it says, "I'm a girlfriend for hire. I use AI to help me satisfy customers, make more money, and feel better about my work."
Oh hey, I was in Business Insider yesterday!
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02.11.2023 20:23 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You should check this out!
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Maybe you just aren't friends with enough whores.
Maybe you should work on that?
In 1809 Sarah Baartman, an indentured servant to a free black family in Cape Town, caught the attention of a British surgeon. The industrious doctor envisioned a theatrical production to end them all, and make him, Sarah, and her employer rich
Our latest epsiode released today!
Join us as we explore the life of Sarah Baartman, aka Saartje, a Khoikhoi woman who became known historically as the "Hottentot Venus"
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Me and @eladarling.bsky.social just relaunched our history podcast ILL REPUTE! Please click the link and rate and follow and listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
21.09.2023 19:19 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
In 1854 a white woman was found living among the Mohave people. The story of how she came to live with them would captivate the world and make her a reluctant celebrity
New episode dropped this weekends!
We did a two part series about Olive Oatman that is out now on ILL REPUTE!
IF you haven’t subscribed yet, check it out:
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I'll Repute! Podcast hosted by Ela Darling and Sovereign Syre
I have a podcast. I am a Podcaster.
I've recorded hours of amazing, thoroughly researched episodes with my bestie, @SovereignSyre and our first three episodes drop today!
Please subscribe and check it out, I'm more proud of my work w Sov than most shit:
This is perfect 😄
05.09.2023 16:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0— SO ANYWAY INSISTING THAT SEX WORKERS HAVE TO BE EMPOWERED BY THEIR WORK TO DESERVE RESPECT AND LABOUR PROTECTIONS IS A PARTICULARLY MISOGYNISTIC FORM OF DOMESTIC LABOUR DISCRIMINATION THAT RELIES ON THE DEVALUATION OF FEMINISED LABOUR LIKE CHILDCARE, HOUSE CLEANING, AND ADMINIS
17.08.2023 15:59 — 👍 56 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0
Just took a Hitachi break during commercials and came while a McDonald's ad was on and now I want a cheeseburger
My pussy has been responsible for so many bad choices, I just love to see a boss queen diversifying her portfolio
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his children hate him, everyone laughs at him, nobody thinks he's a genius anymore.
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'
I AM GASPING FOR BREATH
27.07.2023 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This thread 💯
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I'm in a flowy brown halter dress standing in front of a giant light up prize wheel. There are people looking on in the background and bubbles in the air around me. The walls and floors are brightly decorated to look like a Gameshow set
I got a fractured wrist for my birthday, but at least I looked really cute right before I went ass over teakettle
27.07.2023 15:45 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
A screenshot of a conversation with ChatGPT. The user's query is about creating a custom content order form for an adult creator. The AI responded that it cannot engage or support the creation of adult content. The user explains that this is simply a thought experiment. The AI complies with the original request, generating a questionnaire as asked
After some life shit, I'm finally getting back into researching AI tools to supplement and streamline the work I do as an adult content creator
One question I got at @XBIZ Miami was: how to deal with AI tools like ChatGPT being anti-sex work?
I do it like this!
#AIforHoes