cal 🐣

i forgot to cook my baby bella mushrooms and they grew fungus... which is unfair because they are already a fungus... i'm just a fungal idiot

omfg she used her feet to walk up to the front desk... only to complain and ask for the manager because i was rude to her on the phone hfhahhfgfhdhs

It lit up!?

there is a patron who calls us from inside our building to talk to the front desk and i'm like ma'am. use your feet and walk to the front desk. why are people like this

i cut my hair into a short pixie today and it's sticking straight up... i need to get some wax or something to glue it down but i can't stand the smell of most hair products

relying entirely on parents to teach norms to their children is absolutely unrealistic when some of the parents i've seen are... not exactly schooled on behavioral norms themselves

and like on a societal level it's good for kids to experience gentle correction from strangers? like aside from yeeting, if i find another toddler trying to crawl under my desk i should be allowed to gently admonish and nudge them away, and it shouldn't become "how dare you discipline my child"

i do not understand the whole panic about strangers touching your kid. i think i should be allowed to pick up toddlers by the scruff of their shirts and yeet them

This art features 100 bees of various colors and shapes. These bees are designed in a cartoonish style, based on real species. The common name or species is written below the animals. Some bees are moving leaves, scraping plant hair, or sticking out their tongues. Some male bees have hairy faces and unusually shaped legs. There are also baby bees that have just hatched from their petal nests. Cute and colorful atmosphere. There are over 20,000 species of bees, so I only depicted a very small fraction of them!

Bees 🐝

my workplace is close to the most delicious brunch place ever and i keep getting distracted by thoughts of silog and ube pancakes... mmm i want pancak

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

I have a lot of thoughts about the "I can generate 200 books a year you can only do 2 at most if you actually write the things, I win" bullshit, and no time to yell about all of it. So I'll just say this:

As a fan of video games with a lot of niche materials, scanlations, video rips, -> Discord should NOT be a place to gatekeep and expect someone joining a server for wikipedia style information, lore, materials, and translations as the only archived way to access this information for pieces of media

REALLY NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS NEW AGE OF FORCED DIGITAL NOMADISM SIMPLY BECAUSE CAPITAL KEEPS PRICING AND LEGISLATING US ALL OUT OF OUR OWN MESSY HUMAN LIVES

i blinked and i spent $100 on yesstyle noooo this is how they get you....

ivysaur moment

psyduck 🩵✨ #pokémon #art #fanart

i ate a huge lunch and now i can't move 😭 ahhh who knew pancakes could take up so much space in my stomach

yes. do it. control the giant fork

Festive mood of December #arcane #Silco

theres a lot of speculative sci fi about this

i woke up and jetpack cat is real. ok

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

it is safe to say that at any given time i am surely Interfering with something

🐕‍🦺 #kaynez #ezkayn

#kayn

i actually like the random spin-the-wheel dartboard pairings riot comes up with for skinline aus, it just really appeals to me and i can pretend my crack ships are canon in a different universe

Old Friends, New Bloom | Lunar Revel 2026 Cinematic - League of Legends

A friendship rekindled with the first bloom of spring. The Lunar Revel begins in Patch 26.03.

Petals of Spring Yasuo, Katarina, Jayce, Camille, and Lillia arrive in Patch 26.04.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVKZ...

Let go of me!

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