@trapdoorspider.bsky.social
hi it’s me MATT exploded yesterday he/him lesbian peer-reviewed supersoldier. I like space travel, behavioral ecology, and architecture. favorite plane is the CLOUDED LEOPARD. favorite animal is the SR-71 Blackbird
if I was in a double blind trial I would be thinking about it soooo much. “oooo I wonder if this is the placebo… or not…… there’s no way to know….” and the actual drug doesn’t even do anything anyway
genuinely still losing my mind over that like what do you mean
something semiotic is going on with your blood dude
THANKS OOMF!! alex watched me write this one irl
like siblings who lowkey have sex with each other
(t4t couple at facial surgery consult) can you do us matching? we want it to feel like incest
white boy CRASHES his daimyo’s (employer’s) nissan pulsar (untranslatable) into NINTENDO HEADQUARTERS (premeditated)
white boy going chuunibyou on the bench press
do NOT fucking tell me I don’t wanna get stuck in another infinite loop
every time I have a universal human experience I throw up
I’m trying to purchase groceries at the digitally augmented walmart drive-in supercomplex but the touch screen isn’t letting me check out until I select an option from “terrorist son or CIA daughter?” a loaf of the cheapest available bread is “AI-enhanced” “for men” and costs $600
you Can take it with you
and as for you, kitten; my advice would be to don’t worry about it
let’s go out to the woods and fedpost where no one can hear us
I also aspire to do shit at the south pole I Understand you. astronomy is very cool I’m a big planet fan
that’s breakfast sophie
life could also be anguish, torment, etc. but if you stick around long enough maybe they’ll develop exciting new technologies
life could be dream. life could be more dream than you could ever possibly imagine
“sex” is a dish best served, sexually…
mouse bites
@priestofbone.bsky.social see
my cat has hobbies which include making a variety of noises. personally I like to read books and things. it’s healthy to have friends with different interests
but I respect your opinion friend cecily
shadow the hedge hog has a gun
why isn’t shadow your favorite hedgehog
I am in the middle of carrying a bazel build about to close it out, and my bra-less husband brings me a sandwich (asked for) with chips as I get a build failure.
So how is your day going?
whimsically
thanks alex!
if there is one institution of our present day that should survive for one thousand years and nothing else, I can only hope it will be the venerable “electronic mail” protocol