Ghoul Hand Luke

“This is D.B. Cooper, inviting you to join Draft Kings.”

I saw Sovereign Airspace open for Pink Floyd in Philly, 1984, during their Attack Warning tour.

That shit going down at the Academy is gross as fuck. More and more disgusted that I served with those people.

NGL, I'm alarmed by the prospect of US Navy officers applauding the extra-judicial execution of "terrorists" (along with other parts of Trump's speech). We're watching the real-time politicization of the US military

Monday coming

As opposed to Tom who would be writing in praise of the Vichy state governments operating under Federal surveillance.

If you’re Xi, this- at best- gives you 4-5 more years to become proficient in Joint operations while churning out platforms. At worst, you greenlight 2027 because it’ll go unopposed.

Glad I’m having to stay home this weekend. Bad reason to be in Naptown for multiple reasons. What a loser dork.

a man in a red suit is pointing at something in front of a red curtain ALT: a man in a red suit is pointing at something in front of a red curtain

Down for the count with a nasty respiratory infection, so obviously I’m doing a Twin Peaks rewatch. Astounding that a show about incest, demonic possession, the drug trade and the illusion of reality being a reflection of other planes was broadcast on network television….in 1991.

Muttering “ocean waves” over and over again as the light gets turned off for the cash register.

I deleted StarCraft from my laptop and now I’m sitting in The Hague, wtf

This is bog witch erasure

New meme template just dropped.

Taiwan pressured to move 50% of chip production to US or lose protection Trump official plots “impossible” deal moving Taiwan’s chip supply chain into US.

Again, I say….

Tubthumping would smash as a slasher flick theme song for when the unstoppable killer rises from the grave for the umpteenth time

Did @dasharez0ne.bsky.social design this coin

Leaving your 20’s is like coming down off of drugs; you’re disoriented and trying to figure out where and who you are. Once you hit 30, take a moment and get your bearings.

Using a sombrero as a shorthand slur against a Republican is just as shitty and racist as using it as slur against a Democrat. Posting it doesn’t mean you’re funny or inventive, it just means you’re one more worthless “human” for whom Mex-Ams are a punchline.

when I step inside a Hardee’s and smell those biscuits, my brainstem suddenly unlocks the memories of all my past lives like I’m some kind of chicken-fried Highlander

Quote this with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Fedora pulled low, denim knee-length duster flaring in the breeze, smoking clove cigarettes outside the Applebee’s and glaring at the “normies” trying to eat their Bourbon Street steak

YouTube video by Alf Karen Dalton - Katie Cruel

Music of the moment. Karen Dalton had a sad, fucked-up life but created some amazing music along the way. This goes deeper and truer than bluegrass right back to the bone of Appalachian playing.

it’s the most special time of the year

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