Nobody will ever write anything funnier than this.
"You there, boy... Do a flip!"
What about "do a flip"?
Then what happened?
I've found that as an aging sports fan, you eventually find a reason to dislike every team. I typically don't like a team for reasons related to this year, last year, or maybe something that happened 20 years ago.
Me watching Skeleton Crew: Man they are going with a real TV on the Radio vibe with the dad character. Oh... that is the guy from TV on the Radio.
Pacific Rim. Taking zero questions.
PLAYING 4D CHESS OVER HERE
Yamaha 😬
Hydrox has to be the most poorly named product of all time. It sounds less like a cookie and more like an alien water planet.
share.google/8tzXo6pyMRxQ...
Brown if you're lucky...
Looks more like you are going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
Clurbbies? Drubbies?
Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie.
The kids in season 5 of Stranger Things.
THIS SUNDAY!
Kick your holiday season right in the teeth with:
One Decent Channel, Again & Again, The Secret of Shadow Island and Not a Cult
Strike Theater
7:30pm
Pay What You Like!
A very bartizan viewpoint.
You mean each of the three buns is an entire McChicken sandwich? This is a level of insanity I can respect.
Tainted Love - Soft Cell
"It isn't" and "It's not" are the exact same sentence, and that kept me up very late last night.
I'll notify her, she will be pleased.
My 13 year old would stop watching movies. This is literally her stated criteria for watching anything.
"One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness QUIT WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS I TELL YA"
Negging a Kitten sounds like a 90s college rock band.
Go to your room.
Looks like Beehiv's CEO is performing in an improv comedy show here.
Whoever was in charge of spelling "yacht" failed big time.
Hot take: Spider-Man: No Way Home might be my least favorite MCU Spider-Man movie. I spend so much time yelling at Peter for being an idiot.
That is the story of "Snow Angels", not originating with, but associated with Disney's Zombies 4: Dawn of the Vampires sung by a vampire who only eats fruit and a daywalker not vampire that eats the same fruit.
