Nobody will ever write anything funnier than this.
11.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nobody will ever write anything funnier than this.
11.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"You there, boy... Do a flip!"
20.12.2025 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What about "do a flip"?
20.12.2025 16:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Then what happened?
17.12.2025 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've found that as an aging sports fan, you eventually find a reason to dislike every team. I typically don't like a team for reasons related to this year, last year, or maybe something that happened 20 years ago.
14.12.2025 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me watching Skeleton Crew: Man they are going with a real TV on the Radio vibe with the dad character. Oh... that is the guy from TV on the Radio.
13.12.2025 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pacific Rim. Taking zero questions.
13.12.2025 16:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0PLAYING 4D CHESS OVER HERE
09.12.2025 04:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yamaha 😬
09.12.2025 02:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hydrox has to be the most poorly named product of all time. It sounds less like a cookie and more like an alien water planet.
share.google/8tzXo6pyMRxQ...
Brown if you're lucky...
04.12.2025 03:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks more like you are going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
04.12.2025 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Clurbbies? Drubbies?
03.12.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie.
29.11.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The kids in season 5 of Stranger Things.
28.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
THIS SUNDAY!
Kick your holiday season right in the teeth with:
One Decent Channel, Again & Again, The Secret of Shadow Island and Not a Cult
Strike Theater
7:30pm
Pay What You Like!
A very bartizan viewpoint.
28.11.2025 07:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You mean each of the three buns is an entire McChicken sandwich? This is a level of insanity I can respect.
27.11.2025 18:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Tainted Love - Soft Cell
26.11.2025 20:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"It isn't" and "It's not" are the exact same sentence, and that kept me up very late last night.
26.11.2025 19:45 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I'll notify her, she will be pleased.
26.11.2025 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My 13 year old would stop watching movies. This is literally her stated criteria for watching anything.
26.11.2025 13:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness QUIT WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS I TELL YA"
26.11.2025 13:16 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Negging a Kitten sounds like a 90s college rock band.
26.11.2025 13:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go to your room.
26.11.2025 05:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks like Beehiv's CEO is performing in an improv comedy show here.
23.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whoever was in charge of spelling "yacht" failed big time.
22.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hot take: Spider-Man: No Way Home might be my least favorite MCU Spider-Man movie. I spend so much time yelling at Peter for being an idiot.
16.11.2025 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That is the story of "Snow Angels", not originating with, but associated with Disney's Zombies 4: Dawn of the Vampires sung by a vampire who only eats fruit and a daywalker not vampire that eats the same fruit.
15.11.2025 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0