Crusty Tom

egrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention. But I just did. Sooooo, I guess they were worth mentioning. Oh my yes. Delicious. And sexy.

Being houseless is not the same as being homeless.

annnnd... the next step is into the freezer with them until you have enough 'old friends' to make banana bread.

What the actual fuck is wrong with the U.S.? THE PRESIDENT is calling for the execution of elected members - and it's pretty much crickets. A nation cowed. Forget sheep. And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Come on man. Mott the Hoople Live or Ian Hunter, Welcome to the Club are the best live albums. Or do you mean by Genesis... in which case, of course. Oh, Rory Gallagher Irish Tour... man... so many choices.

As various Harrison Ford characters - Indiana Jones, Hans Solo and those western guys he played early on... man. And if he sues - even better!

And the staff dress as super heros or as their fave soup and sandwich combos. Cool. While we're on the topic, in Ontario, there is a town called Harriston. But the Ford dealership is NOT called Harriston Ford. It's called Leslie Ford or some such crap. Missed opportunity. Imagine sales staff dressed

As would "Quiet Piggy".

Unscrewing the light in the laundry room and having a nap on the dirty clothes pile on the floor. The kids are terrified of the dark and won’t go in.

I‘m up for applying for drunk/stoned uncle, taking command of the stereo and playing obscure classic rock like Lou Reed’s live Take No Prisoners and the More soundtrack by Pink Floyd and Mott the Hoople’s Brain Capers. Before offering to play hide and seek with the kids, going into the basement,

But she's on his thigh, not his butt...

An emergency, cancel elections and unleash the military. He thinks he’s in a movie and he’s the evil mastermind. He knows he’s not the hero. He doesn’t care.

As well as municipal at the federal governments approval (And massive kickbacks to trump). This is all being raced through because trump knows he doesn’t have long to live. He also is making life hard on average Americans and goading his opponents into taking militant action so he can declare

So I have theories. One is Trump wants to trash the economy and the dollar. Then he can force the government to adopt crypto as the “new/better currency”. With the economy in disarray, he can then snatch up real estate and corporations at bargain prices. Crypto will take over state governments.

I think you’d fit quite a few molehills into a teapot. Maybe a tempest in a teacup. A tiny teacup. Not as small as a mole’s teacup though. That’s very small. A thimble would be like a mall to a molehill when compared to a teacup for a mole. Look at their little dirt digging hands - tiny!

If we’re lucky, we live in a slippery world. And for those who don’t live in such luxury, there’s K-Y.

If it wasn’t it would be unbearable.

Ah, so he's trying to make the Chinese beer taste like American beer by warming it in his armpit...

he should include a free tube of Squeeze a Snack in every outfit and a pocket full of crackers.

Listening to Lyndon Watts playing W. A. Mozart's Bassoon Concerto in B♭ Major KV. 191 and getting all bassooned up. Oh yeah... that IS a bassoon in my pocket and it is uncomfortably sexy.

What about - My pleasuring!?

YouTube video by Igor's Rock Universe Mott The Hoople - Keep A-Knockin' (Paris, France: 29.09.1971)

Punk? Mott the Hoople covering Little Richard on a Paris television station in 1971. Warning - the f-bomb is dropped at the beginning.
youtu.be/-s2KoQfQFW4

Alias Nick Lowe.

Holy fuck. Can someone either get Jeffries out or give him some coaching on clear messaging. And by the way, the correct answer is: Mamdani is certainly a part of the future of the party.

if you know someone who has no bones, put them in a greased bundt pan. They love it. Make sure it's the proper way up. Like this:

I have a list of the first 5:
Tomoe Gozen - Japanese samurai woman who excelled with sword and bow

Leo Major - Canadian captured 100s of Nazis

Ludmilla Pavlichenko - Nazi killing Soviet sniper had more than 300 kills

Queen Gudit - Ethiopian killer queen

The Trung Sisters - Vietnamese heroes

Speaking of Trump aggravating locals to the point of riot through badly behaved military, between 48 and 52 AD, a Roman soldier started a riot in Jerusalem by farting at a crowd while insulting them. 10,000 people died in the tumult, mostly civilians.

That’s what she said.

This is totally fake. You can see the crane in the puddle. Yeesh.

Jared should totally become a professional gambler.