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@apollo-noir.bsky.social

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261 Followers  |  110 Following  |  126 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  1.7189

Latest posts by apollo-noir.bsky.social on Bluesky

Fuck

23.02.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🦋

22.02.2025 21:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I learned that an OOMFs def be lying about his height on Grindr

20.02.2025 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My legs better turn into fucking tree trunks after how hard I’ve been pushing at the gym lately

20.02.2025 14:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gym crush is here and I need his hands on my hips and spit in my mouth

15.02.2025 17:25 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Idk how people drink less than 80oz of water a day. I’m traveling, so I don’t have my water pitchers available and I am DEHYDRATED

30.01.2025 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Matthew W. Huttle, who served time for his role in the Jan. 6 attack and was pardoned by Donald Trump, was shot and killed by a Jasper County sheriff’s deputy during a traffic stop in Indiana following an altercation with the officer.

Police say Huttle was armed and resisted arrest.

27.01.2025 21:35 — 👍 11088    🔁 2207    💬 1878    📌 589

This is the most batshit crazy shit ever - this is government 101. This easily confirmed with a simple Google search. This literally the law of the land.

28.01.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pikachu waving a white flag while lying down.

Pikachu waving a white flag while lying down.

When you nut but they keep ridin’

28.01.2025 22:59 — 👍 128    🔁 3    💬 8    📌 1
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6am vs 8am

28.01.2025 15:12 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I'M SORRY I'M LATE I'M GAY AND I WAS HAVING GAY SEX

I'M SORRY I'M LATE I'M GAY AND I WAS HAVING GAY SEX

26.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 407    🔁 31    💬 17    📌 3

I need a 3 day weekend

27.01.2025 13:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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24 hours

25.01.2025 23:12 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Los Angeles wildfires are at risk of contaminating the city's water supply, with ash, pathogens, toxic chemicals, flame retardants, and even melted pipes able to enter reservoirs and aqueducts.

Several communities have advised residents not to drink tap water.

15.01.2025 17:49 — 👍 4582    🔁 1317    💬 187    📌 80
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Every time an online crush follows me and DMs me, I just tell myself, “I still go it” 💅🏻

15.01.2025 19:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Calling yourself a “refugee from TikTok” is the most insane shit I’ve ever heard.
MFs need to touch grass.

15.01.2025 13:26 — 👍 36    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Straight bros at the gym are so entitled. I’m in the middle of a lift, don’t tap me to ask how many more. Fucking wait.

12.01.2025 16:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Beef 🥵

12.01.2025 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today is National Milk Day.

11.01.2025 15:04 — 👍 731    🔁 63    💬 37    📌 88

I want a pet Fox so bad

11.01.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣

10.01.2025 21:43 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want just a li’l
Taste

10.01.2025 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Joan and Peggy from Mad Men in an elevator; Joan says, "I want to burn this place down."

Joan and Peggy from Mad Men in an elevator; Joan says, "I want to burn this place down."

Women at Meta today:

10.01.2025 20:36 — 👍 116    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0

Can I delete IG yet?

08.01.2025 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Big slay

07.01.2025 19:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love me a southern boy

07.01.2025 15:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥵

07.01.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Weekend things

06.01.2025 21:00 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve done this before

28.12.2024 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To the hot top at the gym that I have blocked on this app. I’d let you fvck me till I was on the brink of no longer breathing

28.12.2024 20:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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