ur li’l wet dream

ur li’l wet dream

@apollo-noir.bsky.social

No nudes found here (yet)

264 Followers 110 Following 126 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 year ago

Fuck

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1 year ago

🦋

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1 year ago

I learned that an OOMFs def be lying about his height on Grindr

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1 year ago

My legs better turn into fucking tree trunks after how hard I’ve been pushing at the gym lately

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1 year ago
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Gym crush is here and I need his hands on my hips and spit in my mouth

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1 year ago

Idk how people drink less than 80oz of water a day. I’m traveling, so I don’t have my water pitchers available and I am DEHYDRATED

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1 year ago
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Matthew W. Huttle, who served time for his role in the Jan. 6 attack and was pardoned by Donald Trump, was shot and killed by a Jasper County sheriff’s deputy during a traffic stop in Indiana following an altercation with the officer.

Police say Huttle was armed and resisted arrest.

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1 year ago

This is the most batshit crazy shit ever - this is government 101. This easily confirmed with a simple Google search. This literally the law of the land.

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1 year ago
Pikachu waving a white flag while lying down.

When you nut but they keep ridin’

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6am vs 8am

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1 year ago
I'M SORRY I'M LATE I'M GAY AND I WAS HAVING GAY SEX
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1 year ago

I need a 3 day weekend

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24 hours

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1 year ago
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The Los Angeles wildfires are at risk of contaminating the city's water supply, with ash, pathogens, toxic chemicals, flame retardants, and even melted pipes able to enter reservoirs and aqueducts.

Several communities have advised residents not to drink tap water.

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1 year ago
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Every time an online crush follows me and DMs me, I just tell myself, “I still go it” 💅🏻

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1 year ago

Calling yourself a “refugee from TikTok” is the most insane shit I’ve ever heard.
MFs need to touch grass.

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1 year ago

Straight bros at the gym are so entitled. I’m in the middle of a lift, don’t tap me to ask how many more. Fucking wait.

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1 year ago

Beef 🥵

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1 year ago
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Today is National Milk Day.

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1 year ago

I want a pet Fox so bad

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1 year ago
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1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣

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1 year ago

I want just a li’l
Taste

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1 year ago
Joan and Peggy from Mad Men in an elevator; Joan says, "I want to burn this place down."

Women at Meta today:

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1 year ago

Can I delete IG yet?

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1 year ago

Big slay

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1 year ago

I love me a southern boy

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1 year ago

🥵

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1 year ago
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Weekend things

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1 year ago

I’ve done this before

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1 year ago

To the hot top at the gym that I have blocked on this app. I’d let you fvck me till I was on the brink of no longer breathing

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