rocky (new)

SAVE ME CHICKEN POT PIE

I’m so scared for Rosalia’s new album like wdym almost every single music critic site has given it a perfect score…

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MAN… I LOVE TO GET ONNNNN
I LOVEEE TO GET 2OONNNNNNN
WHEN THE DRINK BE TOO STRONGGGG
WHEN THE TREE BE WAYY TOO STRONG

Chuuros my beloved

NEW HOBBY Unlocked: eBay bidding warrior

I NEED TO RETURN TO SHITPOSTING… I MISS COMMUNITY

It is fucking CRUNCH TIME and I am dying

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Your expressions and flow and comps in this one are SOOOOO fucking good omg your peakiest panel yet

When you’re so deep in a fandom fan art dive that you start seeing shit with zero likes 💔

I genuinely don’t understand how so many people can pull all-nighters like it’s nothing I have to get at MINIMUM 6 hours of sleep or I will become sickly and achy

DJTiredVampire

SO TRUE

The world will be okay because I want it to be

LMAO

I play ice climbers because when theres two of you there’s a smaller chance of you BOTH falling off at once and dying which is my primary way of dying 😔

Guys I swear to god I’m like okay at most video games but when I play super smash bros with any friends ever I feel like I’m fucking 89 years old, I can’t tell where my character is ever, the fact that you can’t jump by pressing A, and I keep falling off the damn stage and can’t get back up 😔

OMGGGGG were twinning

It finally happened… after my whole life of having an iPhone I entered my own passcode wrong, enough times to lock me out for 5 minutes 😭😭😭😭😭

Placebo effect is so awesome because why does my head physically feel lighter and better after anxiety/worry removal ASMR videos

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sorry for my short absence but I am BACK ON THE PEONY TRAIN. FRAN SHOOT THAT MAN AGAIN YOU GOT FIVE MORE BULLETS!!!

LinkedIn emailing me and saying that I should reach out to Martha Stewart do you think this shit’s a fucking game?

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ATE A WHOLE LARGE PIZZA MYSELF I WAS SO HUNGRY AFTER MY FLOP BREAKFAST THIS MORNING

Love buffet breakfast
Filled up two whole plates of food
Wait it’s two ‘o’ clock

SO TRUE

Guidance counselors sitting next to me and trying to not notice me while I’m reading my own email in an English accent because I’m bored YASSSSS

There is something sinister hiding under the skin of bbno$ he scares me

AND I MEAN IT‼️‼️‼️

A walk to the park
I should do this more often
Big hole in my shoe

You know what I’ll do occasional poetry on here idgaf anymore it’s fun

I just wanna say that I’ve recently noticed you’ve gained a new healthy glow idk how else to describe it but you’re KILLING IT ALLIE!!!