It’s St. Patrick’s weekend which means you have to watch The Fugitive or else the little people will frame you for the brutal murder of your wife
I knew 10th grade Bio would come in handy someday.
Is this a Linnaeus joke?
Sitting here with angels and demons on my shoulders and not a clue what to do.
The possible? fascist had 11 months clean. Clap?
The glazed fantasy expression of the man in the scally cap next to me as the “hardcore band” with a logo of a fighting shamrock in adidas plays does not feel so good.
The opening band is pogo-able and no one in general admissions wants to pogo. If they start dancing when Showcase Showdown comes on and I am stuck in these seats I may cry.
Also saw a lady in a very fancy embroidered Disney jersey, so ya know.
Just saw a guy in a Shelter t-shirt and felt wonder like I’d seen a dodo!
(In reality 1/2 a bottle of Ruble meant I kissed a kid in a Porno for Pyros t-shirt, told him “I’m never going to see YOU again” and then stumbled away. And I ended up needing stitches (unrelated to P4P kid.))
Out tonight seeing one of my favorite punk bands of the 90s at a theater with seats. Some observations:
You can still tell the punks from the skins.
Drinks are expeeeensive. Should’ve drunk half a bottle of Ruble vodka before I came.
I assume this is you on your way back to burn the salon down.
Mmm chips. My crazy shrinkflation theory based on eating my favorite chips is that companies have been cutting back on the salt to save money.
When you are caught in the salty/sweet trap, which one do you exit on? (Salty, the answer is salty.)
Watching Shrek would grow an Edwardian child to gigantic proportions until their only career option is sideshow exhibit.
HERE. WE. GO. 🎶 don’t go breaking my heart 🎶 doot doot doot 🎶
It's a giving day at work today and to psych us up they gave us donuts and are pumping tunes into the office all day. Real motivational stuff, like Steve Miller Band.
“Now you listen to me, Miss Billings! You have not seen a thing here—do you understand? I’m not kidding about this, Miss Billings.”
Their loss
💋💋💋
Happy birthday! Please accept some slightly stinky kisses from Pip.
Will be singing "hump plumping" to the tune of Brass Monkey from now until my dying day.
So sweet!
This candle.
Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!
The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
A rare photo of Pip not lying down.
That got me 😂
Lol
Please, my wife, she’s very slick.
I hope nothing awakens in me.
