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letterboxd recent activity: 1/2 star film, 1 star film, 1 star film, 4 star film (sunshine)

God sunshine feels so far away rn

Is there anything more British than said storm blowing a tree over onto the tracks and you get stranded on your way back to London

Dreary grey skys and wet fields

England core

Is there anything more British than getting a national express coach to a family Christmas lunch on a day when there’s a massive storm tearing through the country?

Massive away win for the little fella.

Lmfao

A man on a bench with two dogs

Margarita cocktails and nachos

A monkey statue with a hand written sign that says ‘god loves trans people’

A bathroom door covered in decorative stickers and graffiti

few pictures from the weekend

happy Sunday 👍

I know it was medieval times but truly how clapped is that

TIL when people got bitten by rabid dogs in the late 1300s/early 1400s a “cure” was thought to be plucking a roosters anus and then hanging the rooster by its wings and putting the anus over the dog bite so the anus would suck out the disease

we’ve all done our festive washing machine clean and filter drain then?

Describing my top 5 crushes

Ketchup

Black and white dog sniffing a man’s mouth

she’s interested in my toothpaste

Two dogs standing in a kitchen. One is a black and white greyhound and is stretching, the other is a small black and white dog and is looking directly at the camera.

my dogs have started recognising when I say ‘hey Google can dogs eat…’ and come to the kitchen whenever they hear it

Brings a tear to my eye every time someone in the health sector makes me feel like shit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

my GP was so patronising on the phone today, we’re a proper country again!!

so fucking good

poking my girlfriend on Facebook to keep the magic alive

this is real

Grid showing knows what sex is, doesn’t know what sex is, fucks and doesn’t fuck: Top-left ("knows what sex is" and "fucks"): Columbo Top-right ("doesn’t know what sex is" but "fucks"): Fox Mulder from The X-Files. Bottom-left ("knows what sex is" but "doesn’t fuck"): Hercule Poirot Bottom-right ("doesn’t know what sex is" and "doesn’t fuck"): Adrian Monk

I made this a while ago and I stand by it

yeah the point still stands. this city is unwell

Two singles??

This threatening email I got from Lime the other day is starting to make more sense! Even though it didn’t flag any issues with my parking at the time!

A shelf of dog food in a pet shop with a small dog’s tail peeping out from under the shelf

she smelled a treat

good thread

This is fantastic Nia 👏👏

really enjoyed this

shrek with sad eyes

just watched i saw the tv glow

Jimmy Somerville, magnificently telling the LGB Alliance to get it up em.