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maybe
billy barr
can come
outta retirement

10.12.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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.
and then what?
.

10.12.2025 04:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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slick willy
sold us out
corps became when
citizens citizens the cunning won
united nailed our the World Lost.
coffin shut likely
for fucking ever

as in Fin.

or maybe
Not?

10.12.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

congrats! now find yourselves some Starter Packs

and whilst you're At it
let's open up a few
Bank Branches in
some USPSs.

thanks!

10.12.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nah.
experts
with manipulating
our Lingo, they'll find
some way to Deify Blondi.

I prefer Blondi: Agent Double-Oh
Just Bondi: Zip. Nada.

with a chip on her shoulder
the size of South Africa
and an attitude to put
Lindsley Graham to
shame.

10.12.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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with
RFKJR
in his fully-
Healed ear it
shouldn't be long

the guy's a Madman

10.12.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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can
you say it's not just for breakfast
'McDonalds'? lunch and dinner
anymore
.

10.12.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

big
fan of
constipation
here too. thnx!

10.12.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no less
Fake than
our "president'

just slightly
better packaged.

10.12.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

than all six
reactionaries
put together so
why aren't you over
to X, massaging MUX's
nether regions? they're
Not gonna massage themselves

10.12.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

billionaires
strip mine the
citizenry; cadet bonepsurs
STOLE his Fortune from his siblings
he's since Emoulmented his way to Riches
in Spite of the Constitution, with which thedjt

wipes his more than ample ass
and KBJ is a better scholar of
said Constitution (not the bit
with bonespurs poop on it)

10.12.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bingo.
drop me off
at Costco. oh and
you'd better bring a Steve
Largent or two for the trip back.

09.12.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

da Bus.
but plenty Hop on.
close Enough.

09.12.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

peasants
like Life are unless God has
Cheap as fuck. smiled upon you
and you're Rich.

welcome to trumpftopia!

for a Day
or a Lifetime

which, in many cases,
will be the very same thing.

09.12.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

KBJ
for Chief Justice
of OUR Supreme Court

IF we can
EVER Wrest it
BACK from the Billionaires.

09.12.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

either that,
or for increased
production of both
torches and pitchforks,
in a rare moment of Lucidity.

09.12.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Republicans have never
offered an alternative to ACA.

They want to remove it and
have no intention of
replacing it with a
better plan.

They don't want a social safety net."

bsky.app/profile/raem...

09.12.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Republicans are defined by 2 principles:

1. Every man for himself
(that's right: man. Women are property)

2. Might makes right. i.e.
yield to the hand that can crush you.

That's it.
The entire Republican ethos.
Religion is like Frodo's invisibility cloak."

bsky.app/profile/soli...

09.12.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is Miller, not Trump. It is the will of Thiel, their omnipotemt god.

09.12.2025 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

the Overly Cunning:
the Parasite gotta be a
Class. Killer Meme in
there Somewhere.

09.12.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who ARE these
Masked Thugs, putting
Hoods on people and Whisking
them OFF OUR STREETS? Well, we

don't have a fucking CLUE

so we 'assume' they're 'legit.'

This is what we've descended into.
.

09.12.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not if he can
end hair Furor's
reign of terror first

he'll eat Maybelline
Vancelot alive.

09.12.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

their Goal isn't
(necessarily) killing
Capitalism - it's Feudalism

the end of Capitalism'll
just be 'collateral
damage.'

09.12.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well
at Least but
FDR was 'a Yeah
traitor to his Class.' Bingo.

09.12.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

,
soon enough
we'll ALL be
'Terrorists!'

even the Baby.

09.12.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

soon enough
we'll ALL be
'Terrorists!'

even the Baby.

09.12.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/eden...

09.12.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bingo.

FDR
Saved it
Ages Ago

ever since,
they've been
out to Destroy
His Legacy whilst
doing their Damnedest
to devour Capitalism themselves

and take down this Planet
as well, but that's just
a lousy side-afflict

09.12.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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