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Just a guy who's seen things you people wouldn't believe.

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Another of my recent acquisitions.
Macedon — Alexander the Great (r. 336–323 BCE)
Roughly one day's wages 2,360 years ago.

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Yes, always. He could dislocate his thumbs. When he and my brother were arrested as teens, Jonathon would dislocate his thumbs to slip out of the handcuffs and hand them back to the officers. 🤣

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I met him on numerous occasions. He was a groomsman for my brother's wedding before his fame. My brother is 5 years older than me, and you know how older brother's don't want their little brother's hanging around. 🤣

13.03.2025 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My brother and Jonathon were good friends growing up together. They got involved in some crazy escapades. Whenever anyone from our town attended his shows, we would shout "Winsome!" (the street he grew up on) so he would know someone from his town was in the audience.

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Exactly!

13.03.2025 03:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The solution:

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I never want my account to be just political, so here's a signed dollar bill from my Harlan Ellison collection:

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"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Ah"
"Ah who?"
"Werewolves of London"

03.03.2025 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Simple:

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Coworker: "I have this female friend that I'm trying to get to work here. But she's a bit of a whackjob. She hates Trump." 🤔

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This post won't age well after you watch 20 more minutes.

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Unless you're inviting Mario's brother to the WH, it's not enough.

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What leaving January feels like:

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The Count of Monte-Cristo : Official Trailer in 4K
YouTube video by Pathe The Count of Monte-Cristo : Official Trailer in 4K

This is a fantastic version! Highly recommend!

01.02.2025 03:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You need to watch The Pitt on Max. It's fantastic!

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