El Squigg psychicsquirrel - Bluesky Statics

Good luck with that.

Yours

Northern Ireland

09.03.2026 11:28 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And how are they going to improve if every keeps telling them they're perfect?

09.03.2026 11:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The little one was very good but the timing was off and the angle wrong.

09.03.2026 10:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The score was based purely on the performance.

09.03.2026 10:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

9.000000000000000001/10

09.03.2026 09:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh you dirty animal!

08.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it fox, cat, weasel, stoat, pine marten* proof?

* other predators are available

08.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Awwww. That wee face.

08.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Guffaw!

08.03.2026 17:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How little ye know me.

08.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In a word no.

08.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Castle Wülfenstein Group Holdings and no.

08.03.2026 15:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ess Eff Legal will have to study the Terms and Conditions in great detail.

08.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I don't want to become him either.

08.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're talking about the Banker. He doesn't wear the helm although he wishes he did.

08.03.2026 14:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He's a dirty, rotten scoundrel.

08.03.2026 13:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We are legion.

08.03.2026 13:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For all the good that it did us

07.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh you’re alive

07.03.2026 22:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fine deduction for a twangler

07.03.2026 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Excellent

07.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you so pissed you're not sure?

07.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sounds fair

07.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How many Irish Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Irish lightbulbs have the right to their own self determination.

07.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And?

07.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is certainly a possibility.

07.03.2026 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It has been there only briefly.

07.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's no "should" about it.

07.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You opened the gate matey.

07.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is it well tended?

07.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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