Clayton Littlewood

Just taped a banana to my office wall. Open to offers above a million. It comes with 4 matching ones which I’ll include in the price.

It’s Thursday afternoon but I wish it was Friday night and I was in bed knowing I have 2 mornings of ‘sleep ins’ to come. This must be a definition of old age.

I suppose I should use this thing to put down my thoughts … so, I’m in bed. 3 dogs snoring next to me. Can’t decide if I’m hungry or not. Nothing to watch on Netflix. Should’ve gone to the gym. Maybe I could do some pushups. Maybe not. Now what? Anyone out there? God, my evenings are dull.

This account is a scammer using my photos.

This is a fake account using my photo

This is a fake account using my photo

First fake account. What a way to start!

Goodbye X. Hello Bluesky world. Nice to ‘meet’ you… (he says, to his zero followers). I hope that this is the start of a beautiful relationship.