Inside you there are two wolves
Flashing lights illuminate the scene as a photographer snaps pictures of the mangled corpse. Several yards away, a uniformed officer is vomiting on the sidewalk. An unmarked sedan pulls up, and a detective emerges. Staring down at the body, he slowly removes his sunglasses and whispers, “Found him.”
I do not think it raises that question at all. Nobody in the world thinks it raises that question. But good for you, typing some content.
Ironically this post itself contains a major error as Big Brother did not air until 1999.
Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother”
them: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!
me: no
I don’t trust people who “can’t complain.”
I don’t understand why more people don’t get nipply about dendrochronolgy. It’s like, we’ve determined that the tree used for that beam was growing when Queen Elizabeth I was using Venetian ceruse to cover up her smallpox scars
Thank you for saying this. My love for you burns bright as ever.
Yes. But if you do, you can’t.
I make no comment on his character, I’m just saying that we know what was on his farm. I will not be silenced on this.
Also, actors in movies.
Ummmm. AS we know it.
Not true: we also know what he had on his farm
More posts like this please
The monkeys will just have to live with it, I am who I am
let this be your reminder that you too can kill nearly everyone aboard the Titanic if you just believe in yourself
Cute how you think you can tell infinite monkeys not to pursue their passion
True. This is me and my sisters on my eighth birthday.
Elnathan John gets it.
What a fascist. Hitler wanted to cultivate what was good in the human heart too. HITLER. You are HITLER, Jay.
I regret to report that all the people not on Bluesky are right about all the people on Bluesky.
Roxane would no doubt condemn the writer - whose name currently escapes me - who once said, "The problem with freedom of speech is that people think it means freedom from consequences"
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
That “/1” is chilling
Ugh. To those of you citing Charlie Kirk’s hypocrisy and reprehensible views as an implied justification for his murder, stop and think: do you really think people should get the death penalty for hypocrisy? Or for having stupid, despicable opinions? Democracy doesn’t work if we can’t speak freely.
WHO WANTS TO SAY A JOKE