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Abe Goldfarb

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Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness. Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR

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The Chinese poster for BODYGUARD FROM BEIJING. Jet Li in a suit holding up a gun, Christy Chung holding him as a shield.

The Chinese poster for BODYGUARD FROM BEIJING. Jet Li in a suit holding up a gun, Christy Chung holding him as a shield.

THE BODYGUARD FROM BEIJING: Not a major Yuen-Li collaboration, but a delight nonetheless. A swift, cheerful bit of 90s gun-fu comfort food that neatly establishes Jet Liโ€™s unexplored romantic bona fides. Thereโ€™s some melodrama, some culture clash comedy (HK vs Mainland!) and a wailing climax.

31.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Matt my god

31.10.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™ll be back.

31.10.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feels so GOOD

31.10.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Same guy! This time in a brown corduroy jacket and Hawaiian shirt. Plus a bushy ginger beard with white patches around the chin.

Same guy! This time in a brown corduroy jacket and Hawaiian shirt. Plus a bushy ginger beard with white patches around the chin.

how far weโ€™ve come

31.10.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me! White guy. Dark red hair, big hornrimmed glasses. Little smirk. Peach colored t shirt with the number 1956 on it.

Me! White guy. Dark red hair, big hornrimmed glasses. Little smirk. Peach colored t shirt with the number 1956 on it.

the beardโ€ฆis on hiatus

face naked once again

31.10.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"

31.10.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1477    ๐Ÿ” 174    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

I am so keen for your take on it. I think itโ€™s special. And itโ€™s a little less arch, a little more naturalistic (but only a little). Interesting evolution for him.

30.10.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
STRANGE AND UNUSUAL BROADWAY DEBUTS to be Presented at 54 Below 54 Below, Broadway's Supper Club, will host a one-night-only celebration of Broadway's newest ghosts in the system - the debuting cast members of Beetlejuice!

This is going to be a LOT of fun. So excited to be a part of it. Come see.

www.broadwayworld.com/cabaret/arti...

30.10.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vote blue no matter who*

*some conditions apply

30.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OEDIPUS on Broadway shattered me. Took a story I thought couldnโ€™t surprise me and applied pressure til I couldnโ€™t breathe. Mark Strong and Leslie Manville are doing things that would break most actors. My whole fucking body is rumbling. WOW.

30.10.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Official Partner of Oedipus: AmEx

A logo Official Partner of Oedipus: AmEx

weird thing to brag about but okay

29.10.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

BUGONIA: SAVE THE GREEN PLANET! is one of my all time favorite movies. Lanthimos justifies the act of remaking it by going full Lanthimos. A riot of torment and beauty and sick jokes, acted to perfection. The taleโ€™s conspiracy brain fever also feels peculiarly correct for the present moment.

29.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Two of the works Iโ€™m proudest of in my life, hardly seems a coincidence theyโ€™re written by Mac

A monochrome lesbian romantic horror fantasy about couples therapy, and an apocalyptic thriller set in a broโ€™s basement. The man has range.

Enjoy, spooky friends!

29.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really like how Zohran Mamdani has run a campaign that is so focused on making New York City a safe (including from the fascism of our current federal government) and affordable place for all its residents, and I am really appalled by how racist so much of the opposition to his candidacy has been.

29.10.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2061    ๐Ÿ” 225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

as a centrist i will be voting for the sex pest who killed grandma because the other guy has spent his whole life referring to a relative who isnโ€™t the sister of one of his parents as his aunt

28.10.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 430    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Kinda not sure what we're supposed to do about chatGPT being as normalized as it is. I feel like everyone that's either very young or very old is into it, millennials largely being the only normal ones lol

28.10.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2103    ๐Ÿ” 210    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

obviously there has been some confusion here, as the war was ended by the greatest diplomatic genius of our american century

28.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the intellectual showdown of the century: a beloved multi-term progressive congresswoman and a swimmer who is famous for being bad at swimming

28.10.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The new 4K of PEKING OPERA BLUES is nothing short of a miracle. Itโ€™s already one of the awesomest movies ever made (a queered, action-packed screwball espionage farce set in the aftermath of the 1911 revolution), but laying eyes on this restoration felt like seeing it for the first time. Wow.

27.10.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh you watch video essays? i watch movies in a big theatre with my fellow filmgoers

26.10.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 551    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I agree we need a big coalition. So if transphobes want to fight fascism, I'd say they need to recognize that antifascism is going to need a big tent, so they're going to have to stop issuing political purity test and let trans people live their lives. We can't afford to shrink the tent for them.

21.10.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 684    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Oh god Iโ€™m so sorryโ€ฆand Iโ€™m glad Dorian has an owner who cares so much.

27.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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absolutely fucking rolling at michael jai whiteโ€™s spawn casting story

27.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republicans want to demolish the White House and build golden ballrooms while millions starve is neither inaccurate nor difficult framing.

27.10.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 338    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Playing the Dune tabletop game really clarified the ways in which I am not cut out for either tabletop games or life. Everyone else was warring over the larger objective and I was just sending diplomats everywhere to see if I could make friends with aliens.

27.10.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not โ€œbetterโ€ as such

27.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

quite simply the least mad anyone has ever been

27.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you donโ€™t spend several hours a day on your phone youโ€™ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

26.10.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2191    ๐Ÿ” 465    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

David Bradley deserves awards for his performance in this. Itโ€™s so goddamn beautiful. Like a protected ember of humanity.

26.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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