Abe Goldfarb

Abe Goldfarb

@abegoldfarb.bsky.social

Dirtbag artist and humorless leftist scold. Pronouns: he/him/your lusciousness. Watch my movie, FIRST TIME CALLER!! https://www.amazon.com/First-Time-Caller-Abe-Goldfarb/dp/B0CJ5P5QKR

2,680 Followers 264 Following 6,473 Posts Joined May 2023
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The Party Of Free Speech once again coming in hot

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VANITY FAIR

Last weekend, Iran, one of the world's oldest, most storied civilizations, was attacked by two countries: the US, which adorably is about celebrate its 250th anniversary; and Israel, which is younger than Liza Minnelli.

Oof

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THIS IS FANTASTIC

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Me! A big ol ginger smiling goofily! With a big thick pair of square horn rims!!

*sung to the tune of goldfinger* NEWWWW GLASSES

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this has nothing to do with timothee chalamet btw, thank you for respecting me in this trying time

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"Flakfizer is Ballet" Classic T-Shirt for Sale by Mirisha "Behind every great man is a woman. And thank Heaven I have Lillian Oglethorpe, because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade." • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

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Me, a tall ginger in a cardigan and jeans and glasses, showing off a pink t-shirt that reads “FLAKFIZER IS…BALLET”. Lookin suave.

my “flakfizer is…ballet” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

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This Fall, Florida Students Will Be Forced to Take “Anti-Communist” Classes Florida public schools will force students to take a Heritage Foundation-backed class on the “evils of communism.”…

It is deeply, grimly funny for right wing capitalists to warn us of “the poverty, cruelty, and mass murder that are characteristic accompaniments of communism in practice”

truthout.org/articles/thi...

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Tie Me Down

Happy Friday. Enjoy the sweetest, most romantic song ever written about bondage.

open.spotify.com/track/6FbyBh...

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He was! So lithe and dangerous and handsome!

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Honestly!

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It’s a series with an unusual number of what-ifs. Also fascinating as a trend indicator. Hoping that the new ones will veer off-course again into something even newer. Or maybe we’re too saturated in nostalgia to have a Right Now? I dunno.

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Huh. I think there’s a significant amount of CRIMSON PEAK in the aesthetic. Feels exceedingly Del Toro. Don’t understand that one.

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Legit deranged to suggest that GDT didn’t tie that whole-ass room together. That movie was all of a piece.

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IF YOU HAVE MANY DESIRES YOUR LIFE WILL BE INTERESTING

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Wild to imagine where the Bond series would be now if Dalton had agreed to sign for more. Brosnan pretty much took things back to the Moore era, while Craig picked up more or less where Dalton left off. Then again, wild to imagine if Brosnan had been available instead of Dalton to begin with.

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You can’t take your eyes off him.

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And some of the vehicular action is better than solid.

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DAYLIGHTS definitely hits a little bloat late in the picture but it’s the kind of bloat I don’t mind. LTK is as mean and direct as one of its sharks.

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LICENCE TO KILL goes so hard. Just mean and gnarly and nasty and swift. Proof positive that Dalton was Fleming’s Bond to a T. Also one of the only Bonds where an hour in you aren’t like “wait what the fuck was this about again”

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You can find em all on Audible, just punch in my name!

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I have! A couple of them!

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Hey thanks!!

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I can't even find the words to express how repugnant and despicable this post is.

People who spew such Islamophobic bile don't belong in the United States Congress. The job of elected officials is to combat hate, not fan its flames. (1/2)

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Emperor’s new fuckin clothes, man.

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Oh hell yeah

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Thank you!!

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Abe Goldfarb Animation VO Reel YouTube video by Abe Goldfarb

Any of you motherfuckers want me to voice something for you? That’s a thing I do.

youtu.be/N0GyM5VnVeA?...

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But what if I want to read something this tailored to exactly me right fucking NOW

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'AI Is African Intelligence': The Workers Who Train AI Are Fighting Back Kenyan workers are still the underpaid labor behind AI training, moderation, and sex chatbots. The Data Labelers Association is fighting back.

I met with AI data labelers in Kenya who are organizing their colleagues to fight the brutal working conditions and horrible pay given to the workers at the "bottom of the AI supply chain." They believe the NDAs they've signed are unenforceable so are speaking out:

www.404media.co/ai-is-africa...

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