Beau Wade

Jesus

I keep forgetting to come back here.
I know it’s where the cool kids are. Maybe I’ve just hit my quota of social media apps.

Did everyone stay here? Or did blue sky get canceled too. Seems like every 6 months we’re all having to move again.

Ew, who thought this was a good idea?

Terrorists?

I’ve laughed more times at this than it should possibly be funny.

They know they can’t enforce this. This is distraction.

While I’ve only had him
In my life for the last 6 months. My puppy turns 1 year old today.
Happy Birthday, Falkor!

I mean, points for creativity I guess. But you still spent $100k on poor decisions.

“People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.”

Judge box of wine had to be lectured about evidence. My God, how was she ever a judge?

I’ve always believed in civic duty to pay taxes, regardless of whomever the current government is controlled by.

Except this year. I’ve never hated giving the government my money more than I do this year.

Oklahoma state superintendent orders schools to teach the Bible in grades 5 through 12 Oklahoma's top education official is ordering public schools to incorporate the Bible into lessons for grades 5 through 12.

There's 4,437 churches in Oklahoma. For comparison, there’s 1,798 gas stations.

The availability to practice your religion is easier than filling up your gas tank. But sure, it needs to be forced into public education by skirting the laws because the far right in OK likes to pretend they oppressed.

It’s Friday!

I like to buy expensive cycling gear so that when people see me fighting for my life, they will think I might actually be good at this and I’m just having an off day probably.

I asked Chat GPT if Elon Musk is a Nazi. It defended Elon and said he was not. I provided evidence of the salute being an embrace of Nazi ideology by not denouncing the action and its embracement from far right Nazi groups.

The AI changed its position and agreed Elon Musk is a Nazi.

As stock market continues plummeting over tariffs, Trump spends the day at his golf course President Donald Trump says his trade policies will never change despite sending the global economy into a tailspin by announcing tariffs on foreign imports.

"Nero fiddled while Rome burned"
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What’s the most American car brand you can think of?

30% of Jeep cars on average come from overseas.
The 70% made domestic are made in both the United States and Canada - who we just slapped tarrifs on.

Your cars, even domestic cars, are going to go up in price.

Good job, America.

Hi. Trump and MAGA wants you to talk about him seeking a third term so you’ll stop talking about signal gate: a serious violation of our nations security, soldier’s lives, and the espionage act that should absolutely be investigated and held accountable.

Just so I’m getting this right: the Wisconsin Supreme Court refuses to take a lawsuit by the Wisconsin AG where they tried to sue Elon Musk for outright bribery of $1 mill payments to game the election of the Supreme Court?

What, the actual, (And I can not stress this part enough) fuck?

There was about five minutes I thought Lankford might not be a puppet stooge..

Jeep dog!

Meanwhile in the Oval Office…

Apologize to my dog.

Apologize to my dog you coward.

Also, you called other people cowards for blocking you on Threads but you blocked me. More of your weird logic.

Apologize to my dog.

Still haven’t heard from your “husband”. Apologize to my dog.

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