Descartes a Cant

Wait, was this guy backed by Bernie beforehand? Because that would explain a lot about the people who can't let this go

do you want it to be NaN?

This is how you get NaN

it's not even clear you get a better deal by waiting depending on your health and health insurance situation

The destruction of the East Wing hits as hard as it does because it is a purely visual and immediately readable image of what Trump is doing to the country as a whole.

The pictures document the literal destruction the bricks & mortar that form the central symbol of US democracy.

The NY Post has been losing money forever. Team Blue is going to need some very rich people who are willing to eat these losses

He's been pretty consistent for quite awhile. And also quite correct here

Zeno is going to get there before Byron

CIAsandman on Twitter writes: "Leftist friend got called “fuckin lib” by a foid at a bar last night. Their cultural grip is slipping. It’s cringe and gay to even be associated with anything left of center."

On January 21, 2025, CIAsandman tweets: "White boy fuel." There's a photo showing him holding a half-eaten piece of bread a bottle of water. On his wrist is a white Swatch watch.

An eBay auction for the Swatch says: 1996 Vintage Swatch Watch TUTTI FRUTTI GW109 Working Swatch Watches Women

A detective looks down at a suspect while a light is shining above the suspect's head.

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti

What are the rules regarding visas in Portugal and any chance your aunt is single

Nothing to worry about. It's not really American

Unfriendly fire

Futrure Dem primary candidates must be in the top 1% of OnlyFans models

Geordi LaForge meme: “No” to “robust, fault-tolerant infrastructure” “Point yes” to “us-east-1.”

It is once again time to dust these off

Look you have to win by two, that's the rules

New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.

I have bad news about Five Below

Sometimes I put on Brazil so I can have a pleasant diversion from this timeline

TIL: maledicta

I don't know how this is possible without some billionaires willing to eat losses

Which one do you end up in if you don't renew your subscription

These are professionals

That a good third of ICE isn't facing soliciting charges is a total failure by the DA

the smell?

I deny those requests

This is why you cut the gummies in half

Group chat (Slack/Teams) is mandatory and a huge time sink so most people just emoji respond to acknowedge whatever

Also there's usually a pets specific channel

Sickos bait

What about my points

I'm doing my part!

There isn't a week that goes by that the SNL 'nutterific' jingle doesn't get stuck in my head