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His name is Coyote_Whiteclaw and his fursona is a protogen (for now till he finds his next vrchat avatar)

Please, use this for anything you need.

Aight so, random question: PS2 fat or PS2 slim?

I've got both, but I'm gonna try and sell one of the two

I am
✨t o u c h d e p r i v e d✨

Well fuck, so much for Bluesky being the Twitter killer I guess lmao

I haven't been shaving my body lately, I'm currently doing construction work, AND I've scrapped one of my arms

My twinkhood is in jeopardy lmao

YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE LEARNED

I KNOW NOT WHAT PYTHON IS APART FROM A SNAKE

AVAST, TECHNOMANCER
*I say not-understanding-basic-code-ily*

People with technological literacy outside of knowing the basic UI of their system scare me lmao

So the new Jurassic World was mid

I genuinely feel nothing for this franchise anymore, it's a hollow husk of what it once was lmao

Literally the reason I made this post was because I found a "mallsoft" mix that was just synthwave

How hard is it to slow down some 80s music and put a fuck ton of reverb on it? Lmao

Hell yeah I do, Telepath is the shit

Despite what my name might imply, I'm much more into vaporwave lol

>Searches for vaporwave mix
>Looks inside
>It's synthwave

Gentlemen, I give you

Her ✨🦎✨

(Standee made by @floofflebutt.bsky.social‬!)

I need help, please. :[
A pipe in my studio shattered, the entire area is flooded. I'm out of work until further notice. It's $3k for them to come replace it on Monday MINIMUM as we don't know how far the damage extends.

I have multiple brand new partials I am open to offers on

I absolutely l o a t h e the way my voice sounds, as whenever I've tried to record voiceover it comes out slurred 9 times out of 10. I'm forced to listen to hours worth of takes and pray one of them's a diamond rough

This Mona video's never gonna be done at this rate lmao

Social media is a battle royale game to see who can be the least problematic

Rise for the cervid national anthem

Re-posting this hood classic here

Made by yours truly

The joke is that in the intro to '87 TMNT, Raphael says "Give me a break", and the drum sample used is called an amen break

This might be the dumbest and most specific joke I've done

Or I could just hit it really hard with a hammer, it's pretty damn tempting rn

I don't know what any of this means, I'm about as technologically literate as a Cro-Magnon lmao

Believe me, I would if I could make it past logging in without it freezing lmao

In all my years of using this PC, this is the first time I've ever been Bluescreen'd

It's like even my own computer wants me to stop wasting my time making this video I've been working almost a year on now lmao

Ayyo Toronto Pride Parade day

Shout out to the gays 🏳️‍🌈✨

Simple

Deer are based

Yeah anything to hurt Mr. Bitch lmao

NO DON'T, SHE'S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE LADY

She just doesn't know any better lmao

Why is my mom legitimately watching Mr. Beast rn lmao 💀