🌴🦌 ⟦ S Y N T H I O ⟧ 🦌🌴

OH GOD OH FUCK THEY CHANGED YOUTUBE'S UI AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't care if Bill Gates took Windows 10 out back and shot it to death, I'M NOT UPDATING TO WINDOWS 11

P e r h a p s

(I will not elaborate further)

N o

I'm trying to sell you the superior original species:

S Y N T H S

BUY IT, USE IT, BREAK IT, FIX IT, TRASH IT, CHANGE IT, MAIL, UPGRADE IT, CHARGE IT, POINT IT, ZOOM IT, PRESS IT, SNAP IT, WORK IT, QUICK, ERASE IT, WRITE IT, CUT IT, PASTE IT, SAVE IT, LOAD IT, CHECK IT, QUICK, REWRITE IT, PLUG IT, PLAY IT, BURN IT, RIP IT, DRAG IT, DROP IT, ZIP, UNZIP IT

AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE

WRONG

I have a FURRY women fetish

(And also human)

I CAN'T HELP THAT I THINK BOOBS ARE CUTE

But... but woman pretty..

I JUST THINK WOMEN ARE COOL AND BASED AND PRETTY AND STUFF, OKAY??

Idk man, I'm starting to think I might be...

*gulps*

S-S-STRAIGHT

deer2.mp4

recovering data off a 1999 hard drive and finding 500 corrupted images of Fin Fin

A plushie of a deer with text saying: I just want to be soft, silly, and make people happy

That’s always the goal 💜

Okay so like, is the Switch 2 ACTUALLY worth it?

Not that I can actually afford it right now with my jobless ass lmao, but hearing my YouTube algorithm constantly saying it's trash and that Mario Kart World is some eldritch abomination have definitely instilled doubt in me lol

YouTube video by obviousplant Professor Centaur: Dogs VHS

Also here's the original video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjUn...

@synthiostag.bsky.social on X: "https://t.co/cH1bOTMVJo" / X https://t.co/cH1bOTMVJo

Not Bluesky fucking up the audio syncing lmao

Here, I posted it on the inferior, non-Bluesky platform as well:
x.com/SynthioStag/...

so here it is; Jousia’s fullsuit, fully made by me 🎉🦌

#furry #fursuit

diddy blud

My ass is NOT sober lmaoooooo

Take the H E
#FursuitFriday

I am
✨t o u c h d e p r i v e d✨

Well fuck, so much for Bluesky being the Twitter killer I guess lmao

I haven't been shaving my body lately, I'm currently doing construction work, AND I've scrapped one of my arms

My twinkhood is in jeopardy lmao

YOU SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE LEARNED

I KNOW NOT WHAT PYTHON IS APART FROM A SNAKE

AVAST, TECHNOMANCER
*I say not-understanding-basic-code-ily*

People with technological literacy outside of knowing the basic UI of their system scare me lmao

So the new Jurassic World was mid

I genuinely feel nothing for this franchise anymore, it's a hollow husk of what it once was lmao