H. Austin Whitver

H. Austin Whitver

@majikmouse.bsky.social

Senior Instructor in English Lit at the University of Alabama. PhD in Early Modern Drama. Author of Tombs in Shakespearean Drama; Monumental Theater. Views are very much my own. I instablock any account that posts AI art. He / Him.

378 Followers 439 Following 692 Posts Joined Jul 2023
5 hours ago

There is nothing quite like the adrenaline high of teaching Herrick and then sending students off on Spring Break.

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1 day ago

A fact I learned a couple years ago that absolutely broke me (and my love of trains) is that airports HATE rail because they make most of their money off parking. Even some major city airports are not on the rail lines for that reason. Like, this plan is LOGICAL but would be fought tooth and nail.

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1 day ago

At some point in the past (the 70s?) UA was offered a rail line that ran basically along what is now Jack Warner that they could turn into the start of a commuter / light rail network. They turned it down, but I always wonder about the alternative timeline without a traffic clogged campus.

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2 days ago
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a cartoon character says i 'm shocked in front of a blue wall Alt: Fry from the show Futurama, says "I'm shocked, Shocked! Well, not that shocked."

Evergreen

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2 days ago

Single possible counterpoint. I would love to see a Bruce Wayne film where Batman is clearly altering the Gotham events but he is never shown.

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2 days ago

I feel this way about my Gen X cohort. And yet, we are shaping up into one of the most conservative generations ever. I just cannot fathom how.

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4 days ago

Goddammit. Where are we heading in the next exodus?

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4 days ago

For what it is worth, I think that 5 had the most interesting premise that I would have liked to see explored in a trilogy exactly because it leaned into this problem, literally redoing the first film with changes that spiral out into a really interesting examination of the butterfly effect.

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1 week ago

Finished teaching and a million errands early enough to get to my kid’s school 30 min early. Had been looking forward to this time as a peaceful space to edit the manuscript…. which I apparently left at home.

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1 week ago

I honestly think this might one of Cadillac’s best chances for points. They will catch up on pace as the year progresses (but not enough) so a million DNFs and issues that slows up other competitors may be their shot (with or without mirrors).

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1 week ago

Fatality.

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1 week ago

What the actual fuck? 3 F-15s to friendly fire?!? Did someone send the DHS over there with another laser?

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1 week ago

Not sure if I have ever gone from a "meh" to a "will watch" this quickly, but this is the kind of precisely calibrated endorsement I am looking for.

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1 week ago

Just watched Galatea. Might be the best and funniest play The Alabama Shakespeare Project has put in so far. So good.

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2 weeks ago

Watching friends in the Boomer generation on Facebook have their peers suggest AI (particularly Grok 🤮) for finding information. We are so cooked, y'all.

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2 weeks ago

Lost it at the last one. So good.

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2 weeks ago

I have very few real skills, but I am glad to know that my friends all have me as first on their rolodex for when they need someone to make a midnight airport run.

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2 weeks ago

Two sides. Same coin.

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3 weeks ago

No, because the king gets out of check by pushing to A6 and then you lose the pawn, either before or after promotion depending on what you do next.

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3 weeks ago

Despite having three Ls in their name, we have a big W for the Lollards.

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3 weeks ago
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an older man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his hand . Alt: Wilfred Mott (from Doctor Who) is crying and covering his mouth with his hand .
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3 weeks ago

That is an epic level of awful. One of the most painful moments of TV ever.

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3 weeks ago

Great example of the rule "you pay the actors for the closeups with no lines."

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3 weeks ago

Yes! The best info / descriptions / details on tombs are always in books from 1880-1930. Shoutout to the Royal Commission on the Historical Monuments of England.

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3 weeks ago
Image of the sunset through the trees in Alabama with bands of light blue and pink (and in the image a lot of orange that looks more pink in person).

Alabama sky says “trans rights.”

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3 weeks ago

I do not know if it is my own personal issue or my neurospicyness or just being a human, but I hate looking back on a largely positive social evening and only being able to see my 4 or 5 fuckups. Every retrospective is only mistakes to be carried forever.

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1 month ago

This. I love the shots, but the screaming whistle rattles my teeth.

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1 month ago

I remember back when my kid was 4 hearing his voice from the backseat: "When we get there Dada, don't look at me."

You can bet that I hastily adjusted the mirror to see what he had done.

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1 month ago

Sounds likely to be popular. Biggest problem may be length of the rocket list.

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1 month ago

Was worried I was too emotionally constipated for a good cry, but I am of course in tears when his first arrow is defensive and full sobbing by “you must see with eyes unclouded by hate”.

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