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Not always nice. Not always a bitch. Usually somewhere in between. Official nominee for maker of potato salad for all Antifa meetings. I am a certified flying monkey trainer. πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ’

294 Followers  |  479 Following  |  115 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.5973

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Thanks @azcentral.com πŸ™„
Saw on the front page that the Viewpoint section has a tribute of sorts for cartoonist Steve Benson and was looking forward to reading it. Guess which section my illustrious delivery person DIDN'T put in? Reading online is difficult for my almost blind mother. Do better

13.07.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My husband: I don't really care for apple pie.
Also my husband:

12.07.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Petey the sweety snuggling with my Mom. I adopted him 4 years ago.

12.07.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So trumplethinskin wants to destroy Iran.
Why can't he just go over there and be their president? That would do it, don't you think?

22.06.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mom and Pete watching the fights. I mean, the Stanley Cup finals.

18.06.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete , the investigator.

10.06.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was speaking with my son's Dad about our granddaughters becoming Indy 500 Princesses like their mom. Our concensus? Harper might, but Emery is more likely to be on the track driving!

25.05.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mom's libido is showing. Oh, the joys of dementia medication side effects. She wants me to find her a man who "can rock my world." She's 89. Anybody know a guy?

24.05.2025 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you my friend!

18.05.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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18.05.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Birthday to me!!!!
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18.05.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hate when that happens!!!

17.05.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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17.05.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My sweet husband made my birthday cake (and icing!) from scratch. Lemon chiffon with lemon icing - my favorite!

17.05.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! It's not until Sunday, but my son was chomping at the bit to share the video with me. I used to have a HUGE crush on him!

17.05.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brent Spiner just sang happy birthday to me!

17.05.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She is. Thanks for asking. She was having chest pains a few weeks ago, but all her tests were normal. Her memory is deteriorating rapidly, even with her medications. It's pretty much a day to day. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

11.05.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°

11.05.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

11.05.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Been a little busy!

11.05.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pete says Happy Caturday!

11.05.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.03.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Snap, crackle and pop. No longer just for breakfast!
I'd rather go pop than creak. The creaking is bone on bone.

08.03.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, yay. I have body parts that hurt when it rains. I am officially old. Please pass the unicorn oil so I can stop my knee from creaking.

08.03.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

See @mcuban.bsky.social

02.03.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy ValenTIMES Day!

14.02.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not soon enough. And only if there's a 2nd one for the successor.

02.02.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨🚨🚨Money is coming in- we need that money to get to the district to keep the doors open!

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Reach out to your legislative representative and Maricopa County Treasurer John Allenβ€” more pressure needed!
#AllEyesOnIsaac #SaveIsaacSchools

27.01.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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27.01.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fatty Mccatty!

26.01.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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