Shel Cee

So there’s this app called deezer because I hate Apple

#SpotifyIsOverParty please tell me Apple Music is better

Taylor Marina or Katy Perry I’m actually cutting the cord in front of you

Ohhh a lot of people I know are not getting handed the aux because there is only so much Ariana and Gaga I can listen to in one sitting… 🚬

ACTUALLY lemme get off this phone for like a month omg

Yea I love instagram ads!

Literally do not understand the concept of settling in your 20s like that actually sounds like a nightmare and yet so many people I know are content not doing shit like huh???

Just one month in Thailand or puerto Vallarta and I’m good

I need just one month of unemployment and I’m good

Gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 you turkey Thot 😩👌 HOEvember has finally cum💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS 👊 who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey 🍆🍆🍑 get 5️⃣ back you a 🦃 dry turkey hoe 🍗😪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you a 🍑 YUMMY STUFFED SLUT 🍑 hurry ❗️ send this in 2️⃣ minutes or you won’t 👋 get any 🍆 this DICKcem

“Crossy” is the funniest way to address a man in a wig ever

The deep ancestral knowledge activating as I was tearing up this bird that’s crazy as hell

I was shredding turkey up last night and I was thinking about how people were doing this for thousands of years as I was ripping off the drumsticks does anyone else think like that

If I’m oomf…and you’re oomf…then who’s oomfing the car?

I’m kidding I’m not that rude I want u too oomf

“I’ve wanted you for a while now” should have told me that a while ago, NEXT!

These Black Friday “sales” are crazy because how is buying more to save more a deal 😭 hoe the point of a sale is to NOT spend more

WHAT ARE YOU BEING THANKFUL FOR? NOT BEING A MINORITY?

Making white people feel guilty about thanksgiving is so funny. Like what are you celebrating? The deaths of my ancestors????

a group of people standing in front of a wall that says zeus on it ALT: a group of people standing in front of a wall that says zeus on it

I bullied him enough for him to actually book an eye appointment

I hope the microplastics in my brain are enough to create a labubu

Gameboy SP whatever

I don’t know shit about Pokémon past the gameboy SD but all I know is I would eat a lot of them because how the fuck are you an ice cream cone Pokémon???

When he shows me Pokémon he likes and I will him it would look absolutely scrumptious on the grill >>>

Oh also Ariana is like the worst fake crier I’ve ever seen on TV she looks like she’s trying to shit and it hurts

Gathered that bitch, no berry

Me only feeling bad for elphaba in wicked everyone else deserved what they got LMAO

Tinashe please do another tour PLEASE

Having a degree definitely does not equate to being intelligent because how the hell did my uber driver hold a psychology degree and also tell me she doesn’t believe in mental illness and that people are just evil… 😭

Gotta give it up for the native queens on canadas drag race for actually using their identity/heritage in their drag and uplifting indigenous people unlike some of the US white queens who use a little sprinkle of blood for “representation”