I KNOW. IT'S RUDE MATH.
It's ya boi, celebrating his 20th SXSW Film Festival. Long story short, this fest changed my life. More indulgent rambling can be found over on IG.
Universal finally admitting shortening the window was a horrible long term play for them www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/b...
L'arrivée d'un Deuxième Train à La Ciotat
Bi Gan's RESURRECTION, one of last year's very best films, comes to the @criterionchannl.bsky.social on March 24. If you weren't able to see it in theaters, now's your chance to catch up.
I'm a week late but just wanna say this is an S-tier episode title
That half-second delay at the hospital between the TV going out and then the building getting hit by the blast.
ATTN NY-AREA ROCKERS:
I have 2x tickets to the Daniel Romano’s Outfit show @ TV Eye this Sunday I cannot use.
Let me know if you want em for below face value 🫡
This long interview with Tony Kushner about writing Munich, one of the most profound films distributed by a Hollywood studio this century, is excellent. This passage stood out in particular www.gq.com/story/tony-k...
Don't you even fucking start with me, mister.
My. God.
TFW the song "New York, I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down" shuffles up while on a stoned walk along the sunny suburban streets of Burbank
Red Vines are like the alt weekly of Twizzlers, I will not be taking any questions at this time.
ODDITY (2024) dir. Damian McCarthy
[jumps on couch with dry-erase marker in hand] ok so
The trolley problem, but it's either a hundred human babies or the two kid dinos from Primal (and therefore not really a problem at all).
I did! I liked it!
Not everyone can throw on a blazer and look like they’re about to break up with 2007 Greta Gerwig on digital video
It's, like, genuinely upsetting.
“You miss 100 percent of the dogs you don’t shoot.”
I've shared a stage with Rob Zombie. Had a microphone and everything.
Looks like the STAR WARS show for a new generation. [ducks]
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New Chris Fleming special on HBO is laser-targeted for my generation and gymnastically funny for all. Highly recommended.
I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
Yeah... maybe a little *too* nice... [taps baseball bat against open palm]
My two settings
"I try not to look up so I won't break the fourth wall of God's TV" is an incredible line.
"This whole place was built on a Native American burial ground, but I guess that can be said for all the places in America."
Brad Neely's CHINA, IL remains one of the most demented, semi-indefensible cartoon series we were ever fortunate to have.
