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The tweeter formerly known as @jxb101 at the previous place Brexit is shite ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟโ˜ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ธ

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Yep

23.01.2026 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Witkoff/Kushner stats

Moscow: 7 visits
Kyiv: 0

23.01.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 393    ๐Ÿ” 194    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

For Canada.

23.01.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think witnessing Brexit as both insider & outsider had a profound effect on Mark Carney. His resolve in the face of the next stage of the attempted destabilisation of the West might even be described as a โ€˜Brexit benefitโ€™!

23.01.2026 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2051    ๐Ÿ” 325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Where are the poppy patriots? Why are they completely silent on this grotesque insult to our armed forces and specifically the 2,000 UK service and civilian personnel who were injured and the 457 who died in Afghanistan?

23.01.2026 12:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1993    ๐Ÿ” 643    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 162    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33
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imagine being the father or mother or son or daughter or sibling of one of those brave British troops who died in Afghanistan, and having to listen to this crass ignorance

23.01.2026 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1839    ๐Ÿ” 492    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 129    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

Labour and LDs should be absolutely sticking the Trump connection to Farage

23.01.2026 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t forget piss on the graves of those who served and died or were maimed in Afghanistan because those are just โ€˜sob storiesโ€™

23.01.2026 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That feeling when you fly all the way to Davos to see Trump, make a speech about why the tangerine turd should invade a NATO ally, only to find that he wonโ€™t see you and completely chickens out of his threats about Greenland.

22.01.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 582    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Donald Trump sends US armada towards Iran โ€˜just in caseโ€™ Naval forces dispatched to stop Tehran restarting nuclear programme or executing protesters, US president says

The Lord of Peace doing more peace stuff

www.ft.com/content/0419...

23.01.2026 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes indeed. FAFO stage is high drama for this guy.
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

23.01.2026 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 296    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

This is one the defining features of our politics. A legacy of austerity and Osborne's political skill. One that's gutted our armed forces, kneecapped local Govt and weakened our resilience.

'The idea that money is being wasted is far more comforting than the recognition that it was never there'.

23.01.2026 07:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s not me Paul!

23.01.2026 07:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donโ€™t start me on inefficient stacking

23.01.2026 07:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This clip is one of the reasons why the White House didnโ€™t want Gov. Gavin Newsom to speak at Davos

22.01.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 741    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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Canada's population drops as country caps immigration Canada's population declined by more than 76,000 people between July and October, driven by a drop in foreign students and temporary workers.

Canada has beaten us to having negative net migration. Itโ€™s likely to be the same story in the U.K. by the end of this year.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

22.01.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Also, this story illustrates a fundamental truth: Trump's opinions are shaped by the last person he spoke to

22.01.2026 10:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 975    ๐Ÿ” 269    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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How Badenochโ€™s meeting with Mike Johnson led to Trumpโ€™s Chagos deal rant A brief encounter set off a chain of events that culminated in a public rebuff to the US president from Keir Starmer

So it was Badenoch *personally* who stabbed Britain in the back during the Greenland crisis! Simply unbelievable. Ought to be a resignation matter.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

22.01.2026 09:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1255    ๐Ÿ” 546    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 โ€ข 3:47 PM UTC

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 โ€ข 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

22.01.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24812    ๐Ÿ” 5897    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 226
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Mitch "Turtle" McConnell Deserves
Most Of The Blame......

16.01.2026 10:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7216    ๐Ÿ” 2618    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 517    ๐Ÿ“Œ 219
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The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.

The Tate brothers, who have been accused of sexual misconduct in three countries, had their devices seized by law enforcement when they arrived in the U.S.

Days later, a White House official told DHS to return them.

(Published Nov. 2025)

23.01.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1762    ๐Ÿ” 783    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
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The band is back together again.

23.01.2026 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3071    ๐Ÿ” 829    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 298    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

Howโ€™s Brexit goingโ€ฆ?

23.01.2026 05:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh feck off Lammy - stop making this about us

23.01.2026 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Canada sent so many dedicated young people into the hellfire of Kandahar to help the United States.
Now they ridicule us.
JD Vance says he is tired of our "sob stories".
Trump says they never needed us.
Never again, America, Never again.

23.01.2026 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1716    ๐Ÿ” 613    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

This sort of pricing is absolutely immoral.

I would criminalise it.

23.01.2026 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"I'm not letting you go to my 12-year-old birthday party, the one you said you weren't going to because your mean mom said to avoid me. SO THERE!!! Jokes on you, loser!!! Uninvited!!!!"

23.01.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10524    ๐Ÿ” 1991    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 274
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Why is South Africa upset about Iran joining BRICS naval drills? South Africa's government is facing backlash from the US and from within its own administration for hosting Iran's navy.

South Africa's government is facing backlash from the US and from within its own administration for hosting Iran's navy.

23.01.2026 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooo hadnโ€™t seen that

22.01.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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