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The tweeter formerly known as @jxb101 at the previous place Brexit is shite ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟโ˜ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ธ

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You said it was only the rich who pay less than they should - quite obviously that isnโ€™t true

06.08.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Naturally!

06.08.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Whoโ€™s behind the Centre for Migration Control? This so-called โ€œresearch organisationโ€ has been cited in The Sun, The Telegraph, The Times and Express - but it appears to be run by one man with a Brexit campaign past, publishing opaque and selective data and wild claims about migrants.

๐Ÿงต 1/2

06.08.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 194    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Is that why not very rich tradesmen offer to do jobs cash in hand to avoid VAT?

06.08.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine...

06.08.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2953    ๐Ÿ” 1455    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 218    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92
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What, Exactly, Is the โ€˜Russia Hoaxโ€™? To start with, itโ€™s not a hoax.

The main thing you need to know about the "Russia hoax"? It's not a hoax
from @dgraham.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

06.08.2025 06:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4742    ๐Ÿ” 1942    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

Most people try to pay no more than they are legally obliged to

06.08.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thousands of company directors leave UK after Labourโ€™s tax changes FT analysis finds jump in departures with UAE the top destination

Ooopsy.

Wealth flight is a thing, whether we like it or not.

www.ft.com/content/a3fc...

06.08.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is not a bubble. Definitely not.

05.08.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wanna see a crazy chart? Of course you do.

Spending on constructing datacenters and manufacturing facilities for computers & electronic products in the US now exceeds the entire retail and wholesale industry and almost as much as the rest of the office and manufacturing sectors combined.

05.08.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1278    ๐Ÿ” 453    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 202

Itโ€™s only fleet sales now

05.08.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I feel like the failure to investigate how The Worldโ€™s Richest Man is seemingly desperate for cash at all times is not something that people will look back on kindly

05.08.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeh the resale values are shocking

05.08.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Teslaโ€™s UK sales plummet 60% as BYD surges US carmakerโ€™s registrations sink in July as Chinese rival profits

Tesla sales in UK collapse 60%

LOL

www.ft.com/content/e05d...

05.08.2025 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Australia picks Mitsubishi over German rival Thyssenkrupp for $6.5bn defence deal Boost for Japan as MHI named preferred bidder to build frigate fleet

Oz picks Japanese frigate design

With these plus the Hobarts and the Hunters, the RAN will have a bigger surface fleet than the Royal Navy?

www.ft.com/content/610d...

05.08.2025 08:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

PeTrol sMelT bEtTer beFore Blair tOok the lEaD oUt

05.08.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Utterly ludicrous

04.08.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeh Northern summer isnโ€™t the best time - many hotels on east coast shut I think due to weather being so volatile

But i loved the place

04.08.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am sure you survived Guy!

04.08.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s such a great island

04.08.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ

04.08.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep cos the tariffs are to pay for tax cuts

04.08.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It so is lol

03.08.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s an excellent book

03.08.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
White house rose garden paved over

White house rose garden paved over

This is 100% because people laughed at the picture of him shouting at the kid mowing the grass.

02.08.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 281    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

And it pays nicely

03.08.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The replies to this post, even on here, even moreso on X, are so depressing to me. We live in a world where cities have never been safer and a minority of people are denying themselves a lot of delightful experiences because theyโ€™ve gone mad online.

02.08.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1228    ๐Ÿ” 307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Snigger

03.08.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So British he was in fact Irish

03.08.2025 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely this is all just AI generated at this point

03.08.2025 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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