MOM
MOMMY
MOMMMM

I have an ingrown hair near my asshole and it is the most annoying thing ever 😫😫😫😫😫😖

This is how it’s done.

‘Sup

So the constitution & federal laws are just… paper confetti at this point?

Got it.

i CoUlDnT uNdErStAnD tHe LyRicS

💀💀💀💀

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.

Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”

We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

Trump's unprepared "mad spoiled toddler" response is amusing too. Keep it coming his way.

Would die for him.

I am finally not sick and dying. A Saturday blessing.

Do you like my drain hole??

I was today years old when I learned that doing an obscene amount of deadlifts will make my coochie sore.

I did not enjoy learning this but it was for charity so…..

Also no one @ me for my nails rn. kinda had back to back menty b’s and they did not survive. K thnx.

#plant #monstera #houseplant

Y’ALL
SHE MADE A HALF MOON!!!!!!!

OMG OMG

I FREAKING LOVE PLANTS SO MUCH

I’m supposed to do a deadlifting charity event tomorrow and my wrist feels like it’s going to explode.

But I refuse to be a little bitch and not show up for the children.

They are a pride & joy.

No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

Blue Cross Blue Shield will no longer cover anesthesia for the full length of certain surgeries in Connecticut, New York, and Missouri if it takes longer than some bogus time limit they're implementing.

We don't hate insurance companies enough.

Did I wear shorts even tho it’s 38°f out? Yes.

Couldn’t lock up these stems on leg day. Like come onnnn.

#fitness #gym #legday

ON MY WAY

i knew wicked was gonna be good the moment she started singing in the uncircumcised sweater

But they are all verified!!!!

😂😂

BUTT

Same 🥹

Can we trade??

Wait, no, let’s have someone feed both of us.

Me, but it’s wings.

Me and who?