yo mama

i feel like if i wasnt a lesbian and i did date a man i would need to date a drag queen. need a little more femininity than just dating a man

Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating

you ever think someone didn’t reply to you and you check AND IT WAS YOU WHO FORGOT TO REPLY AND ITS BEEN SO LONG NOW 😭😭 my memory is so bad omg

oh hey there

Vaccines are good. That's not an opinion, it's a fact.

Gender affirming care is good. That's not an opinion, it's a fact.

"But big pharma!" misses the forest for the trees. The problem with big pharma isn't the medicines. Medicines and vaccines are good! It's the price they charge for them.

Dems should propose a law that immediately requires every fed agency to post on @bsky.app account, every outlay with a detailed description, $, and a link to existing gov sites with in depth details

Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.

Me at age 16: I can't wait to travel the world once I'm earning my own money.

Me now: I mustn't forget that tupperware at work. It's
my only one...

i keep forgetting this exists whats up chat ‼️‼️

lovelovelove the amount of chappel roan cosplayers on xiaohongshu. they look so good every time 😭😭😭

i need ray volpe to go on tour again. i need more volpeverse!!!!

cough drop + white monster = vomit

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.

Eggs up 37%.

You can thank Bird flu in the streets and Bird brain in the White House.

www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

Leftist propaganda: Mathematics, Physics, Literature, Geography, Chemistry, Biology, Geometry, History

Remember the end of The Lion King when the hyenas realize Scar lied to them to secure power so they eat him?

Thinking about that a lot for no particular reason.

whys everyone in my life have cancer rn. maybe not everyone but a good chunk of people

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

we love u!

real

mfw i get home from work then yap about it for 30 min straight

im so sad bro

hai

i feel like it should be illegal for a government official to own a social media app idk. just seems like it'd make it so easy to push ur perogative on that it shouldnt be allowed

i need it

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. -P. J. O'Rourke

What, is this not a standardized test for adulthood!