Trev - mate - didn’t they put all their fielders on the boundary to allow a single so Woakes wouldn’t have to face a ball? Or did they just fuck it up?

Piennar probably had similar numbers before he came home and he worked out ok

Happy New Year from Adelaide kids!

You fricken legend mate - happy snores

Quick question for my Everton mates: If you caught your wife in bed with Dan Freidkin, which side of the bed would you get into? 😊

My 18 yo daughter and I play this as her fire up song when I drive her to work. Totally magnificent

Hoping and wishing…

Hey Milo, it’s a good question mate. Moyesey probably would, Dunc would. Carsley probably not. Maybe a combo of Baines and Dunc…

If Everton v Manure was converted into a Simpsons meme…

1.30am in the morning in Australia watching the club I love not even beginning to resemble being a team. Totally without foundation, structure or ideas. With the run we have coming up it would be no surprise to be in the relegation zone by Christmas- f#}k it I’m off to bed x

My first ever game, aged 8. Was so excited I threw up at half time and me Da piggy backed me home to Kirkby