Owen Hawthorne

Here's the thing, with a 4+ foot cock, you need pants and underwear that serve a couple functions.
1. They cover you soft.
2. They give you room to swell.
3. They still somehow cover you hard.
Otherwise, popping a boner in public gets REAL embarrassing and/or painful.

FUCK!!! Okay, going offline before I make a tremendous mess here. Talk soon!!!

FUCK, Maddie... You made it shudder so hard it nearly pulled me off balance!

Yeah... There's no calming him down now... Gonna have to take some precautions or we'll be painting the room soon...

Oh, I know... I mean, you're the only person who's been able to... Well, he doesn't fit inside most anyone now... And GEEZ, he is ACTIVELY straining now... Veins popping... Visibly throbbing...

Getting close to full size actually... Kinda have to push him to the side to see my laptop... It's always a bit surreal to have to look up to the see my own cockhead...

Well, it WAS settling down... But right now, Jake is slowly waking up again... He's always big... But thinking back to our time together, he's already over three feet long and NOT slowing down... It's kinda scary and impressive... Little swells and lengthens in rhythm to my heartbeat...

You want me to? Honestly, I'm still kinda self-conscious about it in public-ish settings.

That other thing is definitely doing ITS thing just thinking back... Sometimes I think it audibly groans, honestly... As it... You know...

What size are you rocking as a rule these days?

Most people would... You'd be surprised... Well, maybe you wouldn't be surprised exactly... But some gals who get their hands on me still get REALLY insistent about wanting to actually feel me grow. It gets hard to emphasize just how much I CAN'T shrink back down. Business been good?

Eh, you know, hanging in there. Getting loads of attention I don't NECESSARILY want. But most of it ends up being pleasant enough. Managing not to get BIGGER for the most part.

Yeah. Been a while. How're you doing?

My OC Rose, a curvy blonde. She's wearing a skimpy black dress that covers everything it needs to but leaves plenty exposed. She's looking at you seductively.

Rose has pulled the straps of her dress apart, showing off her pierced nips and heart-shaped areola.

You've caught the eye of a beautiful blonde at the club. Rose takes a very direct route to enticing you...

What's your next move?

Art by @loveluck.bsky.social

the sun is shining through the leaves of a tree in the woods ALT: the sun is shining through the leaves of a tree in the woods

Waking up with morning wood is more of a chore when it's a redwood as opposed to an ornamental maple...

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .

Man, I need to get online more... Anyone interested in hearing more about life with a four-foot+ cock?

Oh, getting by. Congratulations on the wedding and honeymoon! Your partner is very lucky.

Hey, @witchymaddie.bsky.social! What's up? Been a while.

I mean, I can't reach you from where I am now... Unless...

Just gonna waddle myself somewhere I can take care of this...

We just need to both be careful turning around near each other...

You have your fun when we're in public. I guess Bsky is MY territory...

(Have to look up to see the tip right now. Feeling pretty STRAINED right now with all this talk)

I think revving Maddie's engine with you is going to be a new favorite pastime...

Not really my thing. And I don't really need to be "going" any more than I am. I'm already pushing it over at a 45-degree angle so I can see my laptop screen...

(We're all just messing around here anyway. @witchymaddie.bsky.social is a super-valued sweetie. :) )

I mean, "Your" toy... Maybe we should get into some sort of joint-custody arrangement? We can negotiate about weekends and holidays. Maybe check with Cass too...

I think we need to take some notes and make some diagrams or something... Or are we forgetting about someone in this conversation?

Well... There is another option than spit-roasting. But that would give one of us even greater tit-sclusivity over the other...

Darn... I was gonna make a pitch for tit-closeness...