Fitzbattleaxe's Avatar

Fitzbattleaxe

@fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social

Lover, writer, commissioner of massive boobs. Twitter: https://x.com/BattleaxeFitz DeviantART: https://www.deviantart.com/fitzbattleaxe Blog: https://expansivelynewsworthy.wordpress.com/ PFP by @slickpens.bsky.social Banner by @verdazin.bsky.social

2,254 Followers  |  1,949 Following  |  2,191 Posts  |  Joined: 09.08.2023  |  2.1614

Latest posts by fitzbattleaxe.bsky.social on Bluesky

Some people got angry at this post a few days ago, but I donโ€™t know what to tell you. It really sucks but false heroes give false hope. Pritzker has said some great things and his lawsuits vs feds seems righteous but having HIS cops brutalize people makes a joke of it.
bsky.app/profile/bill...

11.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 311    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

folks, a few of you have reached out about commissions previously and i said i'd get back to you soon. however, worrying about juggling multiple art projects and commissions was really impeding my ability to do either and i'm making the tough decision to focus on finishing a current comic!

11.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have to stop letting obscenely rich people get crazy, or stop crazy people from getting obscenely rich.

11.10.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks to me like Disney correctly intuited how little sense it would make to spend much money marketing this thing...

11.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A very short comic. The first panel is a zoom in on a much larger image, in which two women are talking. The first woman has long brown hair tied up in a high ponytail. She is suspended on a giant pair of breasts that she is attached to. To her right is a giant woman with pink hair leaning against the gigantic boob which is even bigger than she is. The smaller woman attached to the boobs is labeled "Judy" and the larger one is labeled "Ika!" They are also having a conversation. Ika: "So I know you like being considered a landmark... but have you ever thought about becoming a continent? Judy: I'm listening... The second panel is zoomed out from the first. We see a gigantic pair of breasts labeled "Ika!" and they are being overshadowed by a pair so big that they go off the screen for an unknown distance in both width and height. they are labeled "Judy."  Ika is continuing to talk "Well, I might know a woman who can help you with that... (The woman is me.)" #big_boobs #hyper_breasts #size_sky #giantess #judy_wall #ika!

A very short comic. The first panel is a zoom in on a much larger image, in which two women are talking. The first woman has long brown hair tied up in a high ponytail. She is suspended on a giant pair of breasts that she is attached to. To her right is a giant woman with pink hair leaning against the gigantic boob which is even bigger than she is. The smaller woman attached to the boobs is labeled "Judy" and the larger one is labeled "Ika!" They are also having a conversation. Ika: "So I know you like being considered a landmark... but have you ever thought about becoming a continent? Judy: I'm listening... The second panel is zoomed out from the first. We see a gigantic pair of breasts labeled "Ika!" and they are being overshadowed by a pair so big that they go off the screen for an unknown distance in both width and height. they are labeled "Judy." Ika is continuing to talk "Well, I might know a woman who can help you with that... (The woman is me.)" #big_boobs #hyper_breasts #size_sky #giantess #judy_wall #ika!

A commission for fritzbattleaxe. His OC Judy and my OC Ika are just kinda chillin', talking about a subject that interests the both of them a great deal: Making Judy's boobs bigger.

11.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

So, the Park Rangers around here all seem to be busty and getting bustier... Check out the gal in the kiosk here. And there are rumors about SOMETHING moving around the park...

The closer we get to Halloween, the more "skittering" I feel in the cavern...๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป

Art: @monsieurrobot.bsky.social #HyperSky

11.10.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live nowhere near NYC but this guy feels like something special.

11.10.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Save the date! Youโ€™re invited to our 10th birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚

11.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Irresponsible shitheads...

10.10.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

10.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19005    ๐Ÿ” 7635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 295    ๐Ÿ“Œ 245

I didn't want to Quote Repost or Reply directly to people who were apparently, and I assume rightly, thrilled about something good Newsom did recently. That said, I WILL QRp this and say, "Fuck this guy!" about this bullshit.

10.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why scapegoating is such a devastating injury upon humanity. Because once vulnerable people become scapegoats, it gets so much easier for those in power to leave them in the lurch than to help them back out of it. The standards are lowered, and all that progress has to be regained.

10.10.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes but opposite.

10.10.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recall how surprised I was at the time to realize that "Amscray" is just Pig Latin for "Scram."

10.10.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love Stephen Colbert but it's worth remembering that he and the Late Show staff are still old white folks. Admittedly, that's an assumption about the broader staff but I think on balance it's true and if it's not, I'm even more surprised about this gauche, insensitive bullshit.

10.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exist in public? They can arrest you.

Sitting quietly in your home. They can arrest you, and take all your stuff

10.10.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 235    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's literally speaking out against the idea of representation for the American people and saying we have a corrupt SCOTUS that does what we want. Just saying it all out loud

10.10.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1144    ๐Ÿ” 277    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Post image

This is a crossover between A Decent Guy's American Dream and @megaflare08.bsky.social 's Jamie Supreme getting some victory dogs after battling the crime guys, who also want hotdog.

10.10.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Panchito: Don't look down on earthworms, buby! No ordinary creeps we! Cut off our tail, we can grow another! Slice off our head at just the right spot, and we can grow another!
Porfirio, under an ice pack: Panchito! At last! The miracle hangover cure! Perform a noodlectomy on me, please! 
Panch: I wouldn'y dare! Not with my shakes! It's why I gave up surgery!

Panchito: Don't look down on earthworms, buby! No ordinary creeps we! Cut off our tail, we can grow another! Slice off our head at just the right spot, and we can grow another! Porfirio, under an ice pack: Panchito! At last! The miracle hangover cure! Perform a noodlectomy on me, please! Panch: I wouldn'y dare! Not with my shakes! It's why I gave up surgery!

Gordo by Gus Arriola, October 31 1969:

10.10.2025 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

#inktober 09 - Heavy

zdemian.com | patreon.com/zdemian

10.10.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 598    ๐Ÿ” 139    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Post image

1 of 53 of my Commissions : Part 3 of 3. Full: 7000 x 5000 px (available on my Patreon, DeviantArt). Comms OPEN! Info, prices, links to the Request form, go to (public post): bit.ly/ba-commission #sizesky #skysize #expansionart #breastexpansion

10.10.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A foreign military base on US soil.

Good job, chumps.

10.10.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah? I still haven't finished episode 1. I was a bit out off by how dramatic and serious it was trying to be right from the jump. Lacking context for the world and characters, I was just like, "Sure. But why do I CARE?" And I mean that in the deep, not flippant sense.

10.10.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Jordi Bernet

10.10.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawing of Charlotte and an anthro bird squishing their hyper chests together, eclipsing a whole town.

Drawing of Charlotte and an anthro bird squishing their hyper chests together, eclipsing a whole town.

Rendered comm for @gilette.bsky.social

Careful when squishing chests with your friends, lest you squish the entire town

#commission #nsfw #hyper #macro

03.10.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 213    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

10.10.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14185    ๐Ÿ” 3831    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
Post image

Inktober 2025 - Sweep

10.10.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody believes me, but I swear to God that Punisher can be saved. But no one wants to save him but me.

10.10.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 441    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I don't wanna dignify this with a click and ad revenue... Seriously though? Is this played straight?

10.10.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@fitzbattleaxe is following 20 prominent accounts