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Exploring The Diamond Caves with Gwen and Lotho๐Ÿ’Ž

A Gift for World-Of-Dymmir: @dymmir.bsky.social
#myart #fanart #hyper #sona #oc #ocart

27.02.2026 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love that stuff but partially me being a coward and not wanting flashbang people and partially not having someone hit me with hot irons to draw it
Compression stuff is legit a big fave and the implication of them being larger than it looks boils my brain
Specially if the compression starts failing

27.01.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dont let her near the potion shelves next time!!!

02.02.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 205    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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H.G. Peterโ€™s original Wonder Woman design drawings, circa 1940

27.02.2026 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cool new look girl, can't wait for her to knock a lamppost off it's base with a wag

26.02.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 333    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. I don't trust the NYT. I figured he was on the correct side of things even if he couldn't/wouldn't go as far as one might like.

27.02.2026 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll have to watch him and think more critically. I had thought he was a reliable Left-of-Center voice.

27.02.2026 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would say that he MAY be myopic on this point but he's generally thoughtful. Given time to work this out, I think he may change his tune. That said, the media landscape in the U.S. is (I think) fractured and disparate enough today that I can see where he's coming from.

27.02.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
an array of epstein files scumbags, labeled with the consequences they've met.

an array of epstein files scumbags, labeled with the consequences they've met.

byrne, austin & wein's cover for x-men #141

byrne, austin & wein's cover for x-men #141

27.02.2026 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 143    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I feel like a lot of people who work for DC just saw the paramount news and are probably having a very bad day as a result. the last merger with AT&T resulted in like a third of DCโ€™s editorial staff being fired

26.02.2026 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Giving that answer, throwing up a hand, and walking away feels incredibly tone deaf, insensitive, and wrongheaded. Let all implicated parties be prosecuted and punished to the fullest extent of the law. ALL parties, regardless of Party.

26.02.2026 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't really think making a larger counter-offer which Netflix still has four days to beat actually counts as having "won the bidding war." I'd think that the WSJ of all folks would have a halfway-decent command of the English language.

26.02.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every creative is at the mercy of their crowdfunding. If you want to help 1. me continue to produce content and highlight artists like I love doing 2. Unlock a hot new dimension of 3D expansion and transformation content, and 3. help make me turn short side hustle, into long term work, only 450 away

26.02.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is a thread about me and my team making the jump from 2D to also including 3D content, from pin ups, to videos, to possibly Games in the future. If you've enjoyed what I've produced, and want to head about the future, please read AND share this important thread๐Ÿงต

26.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is an element to clear broth where you skim off any scum from cooking meat. THAT has an impact of flavor and texture/viscosity. But not hydrating/cooking the noodles in the broth because it releases starch feels odd to me. That SEEMS like a GOOD thing to me based on Italian pasta cookery.

26.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...I do like to know whether or not there is ALSO a practical implication involved. If I'm going to try making something, I might not do everything the traditional way but if that is ALSO in service of flavor and texture, then it makes a difference to me.

26.02.2026 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's fair. I guess in my mind, there's a balance of flavor, food science, and tradition. And a lot of traditions seem to have developed in service of flavor/technique. If a chef is doing something counter to tradition for a reason, I appreciate the deviation from tradition being called out but...

26.02.2026 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, now just straight-up POSTS are behaving fucky. What's up?

26.02.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, are Replies on this platform getting fucked up for anyone else or is it just me?

26.02.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I dunno. It's been a while since I went through the details. But I wanna say that Doug stood by Mike. Also, when former Channel Awesome contributors roast their former management, it isn't like they absolve or leave Doug out.

26.02.2026 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ONLY thing I question is the need for broths to be extremely clear. I understand that some steps to clarify broth also improves flavor and texture. But Nick DiGiovanni cooked some noodles in broth rather than separately in water, which released starch and made it a bit cloudy. Why is that BAD tho?

26.02.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I feel like some folks are sad over SMILING FRIENDS ending apparently prematurely. I've never seen it but I have a hard time feeling bad over a series that cameo'ed/platformed Nostalgia Critic Doug Walker. I LOVED TGWTG back in the day and him/his management fucking the site pissed me off.

26.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For ONE thing, I now know that Mangetout is another name for Snow and/or Sugar Snap Peas. Which are apparently not particularly appreciated by Uncle Roger.

26.02.2026 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As a VERY white and extremely NOT-ASIAN person, I find watching Uncle Roger videos where he reviews other VERY white and extremely NOT-ASIAN chefs attempting to make Malaysian, Thai, Chinese, Filipino, and Vietnamese dishes VERY interesting and informative.

26.02.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I donโ€™t think people understand whatโ€™s this means: MEDICARE AND MEDICAID ARE BLOCKING ALL WHEELCHAIRS, WALKERS, CANES, INSULIN PUMPS, GLUCOSE MONITORS, CPAP MACHINES, NEBULIZERS, BEDS, CRUTCHES, COMODE CHAIRS, BED SORE PRESSURE PADS, CHAIR LIFTS, OXYGEN TANKS, BREATHING EQUIPMENT, to name a few.

25.02.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1441    ๐Ÿ” 903    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 97    ๐Ÿ“Œ 68
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If you were wondering, Judy Wall National Park DOES have a gift shop. As it happens, Ranger @madzisstacked.bsky.social works there... Unfortunately, she does occasionally have to deal with overzealous fans like Pea's GF Lori. Can you blame Lori though? ๐Ÿ˜

Art by @superstingbee.bsky.social #HyperSky

25.02.2026 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 143    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oddly, I'd almost fault Brennan Lee Mulligan for being TOO prepared. In the past, the table questioning the setting, backstory, and their own character mechanics helped the viewer come to grips with things. Everyone hitting the ground running made it even harder to grasp exactly what was going on.

25.02.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile, Campaign 4 starts essentially in medias res with an event of monumental import and past events, figures, locations, and social strata are referenced with very little context or preparation. There's just a bit of a lack of foreplay that means the activities hit a bit dry and rough.

25.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I keep trying to grapple with why @criticalrole.bsky.social Campaign 4 hasn't hit for me like the others. It MIGHT be that previously, campaigns didn't shoot for import and gravitas from the jump. Like (I assume) many home-games, they started fun and fuck-around and the depth built over time.

25.02.2026 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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