Michael Smith

Excuse me. I'm just gonna pause and vibe to this Jenova theme for the next like 20 minutes.

FF7 rebirth... Queen's Blood Tournament, nope forfeit that. I don't care enough about card math to even try.

Red XIII human impersonation on the other hand..... I can get behind that.... Oh f**k they're making me play against Red XIII

DAMN IT

Nan: theres a new Attenborough series

Dont watch it

Nan: why?

You now why.

Nan: but it's about motherhood?

And your eight legged nightmare fuel whose name I can't say without making you freak out did not pop out of thin air. DO NOT WATCH IT!

Did not think the newspaper would have a picture 🤦‍♂️

Local cinema doing a Samurai Summer... so there is that to enjoy.... not sure how Terminator 1 & 2 fit that but I'm there (I'm joking I know they do other films)

Side not why does my brain accept my knee has been in pain for months but refuses to allow me to use a walking stick while it heals?

Solved my dilemma of "what movie to watch Sunday night."

Whilst not entirely true... this does seem to be the general vibe in the UK at the moment 🤣

Glad discord came to their senses and realised "wait a second... that's not a teen. That's a fat, balding middle aged man." Ok they used the word "Adult" but I know what they saw in that camera.

Weird thing to think of I have watched KPop Demon Hunters once since its realse (good film, nice art style not something I'd loop to all the time) and the songs melody are still popping into my head at random not in an annoying way. So they must be good tunes. Is this my K-pop fandom orign?

And this is just for Discord for an adult festival I attend.... can't imagine what any adult sites I may or may not peruse may think.

I get that my country has decided on this whole internet I'd thing.... but uh.... you know what I'm flattered but something wrong with you software of you think my ugly mug with receding hairline and thick (yet) scraggly beard is a teen....

Ff7 Rebirth woo.... here's some Queens Blood cards......

Ummmm you're not part of the main storyline like FF9 card games were right? Cause I really hated that and I much prefer that card game to this one. When it was optional.

Still better than Sphere Break in FFX-2. Math will never be fun to me.

Looks relaxing and peaceful. Kind of place I'd love to go on a solo trip.

(In groups always hit the usals Tokyo, Osaka etc. Big crowds be nice to chill)

Looking after my folks dog.... who will not eat unless I stay 10 foot away from him.... won't let me approach him, he has to approch me and I am starting to beleive is actually a cat in disguise...

Ah got to love the local weather.... Monday there were plans of hose pipe bans from the 22nd and amber heat warnings..... today amber thunder and flood warnings.....

(Sigh) you're too old to keep laughing at the silly number.... now granted this was totally unintentional was trying to get the 50 for the top reward in one go... got distracted, lost count and welp I beat the 50

Replaying FF7 remake so I can finally play rebirth (i forget things i need the refresher)... why am I trying to play a darts mini game on a refresher run? I suck at darts both in game and IRL the only difference is I wish I had aiming circles IRL might hit the board more.

Nan: oh I've been told theres Owls for sale

*instant Vietnam flashebacks* No! Hell no! You get another owl you're on your own!

Nan: how are you scared of owls they're smaller than you.

Me: you're arachnophobic! Show me this 5 foot spider?

a black and white photo of a man in a suit and hat ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a suit and hat

(For the pun)

Though knowing my dumbass I'd probably take a sweater "just incase" and learn that their warmest winter day is far colder than our coldest winter day ever was.

"Its too hot. Still we shouldn't complain we will only moan come winter."

Who is "we" in this scenario cause there is only two of us and I freaking love the winter... if I had the money I'd love to go on a Canadian winter vacation or Alaska just to see how cold it really is.

Replaying Kingdom Hearts for the first time since. Sometime ago (shrug).

A favorite growing up, but damn them camera angles have not got less annoying with age. Also Donald & Goofy blocking your jumps... this is why I don't heal you guys when you get KO'd. I don't see myself beating Sephiroth.

A lot of dreams recently about having a teleporter app on my phone. Used poorly as you might expect from being "too peopley" out to folks just saying hello. Enter a postcode and off ya go.

Think my social anxiety is telling me something.

Though why a postcode. Makes the landing point vague.

"Can you do me a favor?" (5 minute story that may have something to do with said favor but I tune out as I have no attention span)

"So what I'd like you to do..."

Brain tunes in for the vital bit of information

No the story had nothing to do with the favor in the end.

Huh. learn something new every day. was not aware there was an Ally Flag until work sent an email saying we have pins in the main reception. bit of a track when working from home but think I'll make the trip in for that.

Hey can you keep the bird company while I'm out.....

But... I dislike birds

It's fine you'll hardly notice he's there

Hard not to notice the thing blocking my door.... or that it freaks out at the ceiling fan so that's off... and it's hot today

Another year past... another year where the youngest sister mocks my old age... I'm so proud of her 🤣

To be fair shes one of those "I don't like girly things" kind of people sooo naturally her birthdays are full of Princesses and MLP stuff from me.... she is in her 20s but that's what siblings do 🤣

Is that Kaa?

YouTube video by Jurassic World Jurassic World Rebirth | Official Trailer 2

youtube.com/watch?v=6m1e...

I know I've said this for every Jurassic Park/World release since I saw the first Jurassic Park film when as a 5 year old clutching a T-Rex toy, but I am excited for this!

Jurassic Park will always be my favorite movie and I will always tune into the franchise.

Every time. "Getting a bird" get a bird, bird is your bird nothing to do with me
"Bird escaped Michael you're tall catch bird."
I hate birds. Birds fly towards eyes and I have trauma flashbacks to when I was 6 and my Nans pet Barn Owl tormented me.

"Oh but they're so small"

But spiders scare you?

Awww... she got resting sad eyes... my dog Lola had that it's a ploy for more pets/treats (and it works)

Love them colleagues who message you at 10 minutes to finish with time sensitive request... OK so we are flexi time and as long as you cover corre hours start when you want, I respect their decision to start at 9.30. Can they respect mine to start at 7.30 so I can clock out at 4pm on the dot?