Ordinary Magic

The next person who refers to Blake's 7 as 'The Great British Blakeoff" is getting throat punched.

Was American Nazi Party already taken by Elon?

Too subtle.

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me.

#pediatriccancer #cancermom

What were the democrats wearing?

Are they bringing a bottle or red, white, or a 12 year old trafficked from the border patrol?

Rich kids get vaxxed. The rest of the kids don't matter.

It's not a CODING error. It's a CODDLING error.

Stop coddling the coup, people. Stop the excuses, soft-peddling language, benefit of the doubt, etc. They are executing a coup, and we are all on the menu.

Send back up, his thighs are chaffing.

There are sick, evil people who kill outside cats. Keep cats safe.

The buffalo's okay, right? Hooves not sore? That's all that matters.

We're a bisque-based economic power.

I doubt she's ever told the truth about anything in her life.

But we can say Merry Christmas again. No food, but.....

The Die Off is the Plan.

1) Dumbass Tariffs, including packaging for US made foods. Plastic, boxes, etc are not made here.
2) Screwfly outbreak in MX beef. We rightfully can't import it.
3) Double dumbass tariff on S. American beef because his corrupt buddy was removed.
4) ICE kidnapping our meat plant and farm workers.

Freeze them.

When will people rise up and protest outside their elected officials' offices? Follow them to events, leave messages with staffers. Make them WANT to change their voting behaviour or to quit.

We sleep when we're dead.

I call them woke chickens

Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.

Lost dog in SF. If spotted text John 8572340177 or call animal control 4155546364. Very shy. Do not chase! Dog pictured is about 35 pounds, lean, brown brindle coat with black stripes, large pointed ears like a heeler, and dark muzzle.

SF, please help me find my dog. She was lost by her sitter in the mission. But when she escaped 2 years ago, she made it all the way to Golden Gate Park. She is very sweet but very shy.

I am very worried about her getting hurt while she’s loose.

The Do Your Job wing.

He didn't bring enough to share with the class.

DHS will probably arrest the entire group of performers and stage hands at the border

Activate the drones....

Making money off people coming for the Olympics and World Cup.

FLORIDA VOTERS! *Check your mailbox*
GOP voter suppression season starting early - got a tri-folded mailer UNDATED ordering me to confirm my address w/i 30 days or be removed. You must sign/date the "attached postcard" which means refold the mailer origami fashion and PAY to mail it back. REPOST PLS

Marjorie Taylor Greene is leaving the GOP for a more woman-friendly party, the Taliban.
#satire

RIGHT ON CUE.