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Writer, Purge medic, cat rescue, Polyglot, 10xFauciOuchie, Slytherin, Science, Trekkie, Sci Fi, virology, Covid virgin, WGA, Semi feral but kind. Leguminati. Mask-up - Covid is not over & is bringing friends.

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He won't be here next year. Capt Cankles looks like death bronzed over.

07.12.2025 14:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Flashback to happier times....

07.12.2025 12:17 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

LOL, I've had my fanfiction read by more people than her "book".

07.12.2025 12:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Redefining American citizenship to white men and their male children only. That's the ultimate goal.

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Great. I'm stuck far behind enemy lines.

07.12.2025 11:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great time for MI6 to release their copies of the Epstein bideo tapes and photos.

07.12.2025 11:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom Fan account I WANT TO CONGRATULATE DONALD J. TRUMP FOR WINNING THE "YOU DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WARMONGER AND A CLOWN BUT WE STILL NEED YOU SO HERE'S A HAPPY MEAL AWARD YOU CAN WEAR TO YOUR CABINET CONCUBINE MEETINGS SO YOUR HAREM CAN CLAP LIKE CIRCUS SEALS" MEDAL. Acyn @Acyn “This is your peace prize. It is also a beautiful medal that you can wear everywhere you want to go.” Over a video of Trump accepting his new prize.

Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom Fan account I WANT TO CONGRATULATE DONALD J. TRUMP FOR WINNING THE "YOU DIDN'T WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE BECAUSE YOU'RE A WARMONGER AND A CLOWN BUT WE STILL NEED YOU SO HERE'S A HAPPY MEAL AWARD YOU CAN WEAR TO YOUR CABINET CONCUBINE MEETINGS SO YOUR HAREM CAN CLAP LIKE CIRCUS SEALS" MEDAL. Acyn @Acyn “This is your peace prize. It is also a beautiful medal that you can wear everywhere you want to go.” Over a video of Trump accepting his new prize.

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With the particular interest in the three ice machines, I shudder to think what was happening.

07.12.2025 04:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Blocking the apparently nine-year-old unsupervised moron.

07.12.2025 04:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're not funny nor witty. Sad.

07.12.2025 04:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Netflix had enough…🤣💯🤣

07.12.2025 00:01 — 👍 230    🔁 68    💬 2    📌 2
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#Caturday Mooshu at the vet planning an escape.

07.12.2025 02:30 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sign reads: Free Nobel Peace prize with an order of shrimp tacos.

Sign reads: Free Nobel Peace prize with an order of shrimp tacos.

#peaceprize
#tacos

06.12.2025 23:57 — 👍 11880    🔁 2464    💬 163    📌 126

😂😂😂

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More shaggy hair on his arse than a muppet.

06.12.2025 17:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
@david8hughes If someone says "happy holidays" to you this year remind them that they are in America & there is no such thing as happiness.

@david8hughes If someone says "happy holidays" to you this year remind them that they are in America & there is no such thing as happiness.

06.12.2025 15:42 — 👍 640    🔁 116    💬 13    📌 7
Actor Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, who recently passed away at age 75.

Actor Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, who recently passed away at age 75.

With the passing of Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, we have lost not just one of the greatest villains in all cinema, we lost one of the most skilled actors of an era.

I would have killed to see him star as a grumpy detective in a mystery series. He could have done it.

He could do anything.

RIP

05.12.2025 21:58 — 👍 1380    🔁 149    💬 28    📌 18

FIFA just gave me an EGOT. #humbled #grateful

06.12.2025 15:12 — 👍 4159    🔁 376    💬 168    📌 19

Because the storm trooper hitting his head in the corridor will never not be funny.

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Some people truly suck.

06.12.2025 15:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy to announce that I have been awarded the TREKKIE FAN PEACE PRIZE!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

06.12.2025 10:46 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN

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Tom Cotton is what happens when you gorge on lead paint chips your entire childhood.

06.12.2025 10:42 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

So she'll be fired by her network in 3...2...1....?

05.12.2025 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some rituals are worth reviving.

05.12.2025 15:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only the white boy babies.

05.12.2025 15:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Well, that's another week down. Good work, everyone!

05.12.2025 15:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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