Lyse

Lmao. @ladytea.bsky.social

a woman with blonde hair and red lipstick is standing in a room ALT: a woman with blonde hair and red lipstick is standing in a room

We believe in you, Jerry.

There’s no way this could have been coincidental, right?

….wait

Is it NOT?

I support this

I know I’m over a decade late but I just saw Sir Mix-A-Lot and the Seattle Symphony doing Baby Got Back

Someone needs to add the US Government to Downdetector

“Ooh yeah, that’s the good stuff”

- Void

🎶perFORMative🎶

Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic

Gandolf Big Naturals @TinaBorshun Keeping me alive is like a fucked up tamagotchi. A traumagotchi, if you will

Omfg

Madam C. J. Walker - Wikipedia

Before the first day of Black History Month passes I’d like to share someone I learnt about well into my adulthood thanks to the celebration of Black History. She was the first American self made female millionaire. The FIRST.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madam_C...

When you tell your therapist a really funny story from your childhood and they point out all the elements of neglect and trauma surrounding it Image: George from Seinfeld saying “Why must there always be a problem?”

It’s me

Omg, don’t encourage her

Jfc, Brit. Some sort of content warning would have been nice

Skip?! You’re a joke account?!!??

Why do I suspect that even ICE doesn’t truly know how many children they have stolen?

Oh Hazel

Sorry, no. Still hearing it in the "Cheeses for Meeses" voices.

I was behind a logging truck the other day on the interstate and I didn't even change lanes. Who cares anymore

No. The whole point of Black History Month is to celebrate and spread the info about the contributions that are left out of history books.

I am once again yelling about Jimmy Carter and his peanut farm.

Screenshot of weather app Today, Mother Nature has decided to piss on you. Sunday, February 1 Rain 45° F 55° г 42° Feels Like: 45° 5 mph S

It’s a trifle damp out this morning

Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.

- Terry Pratchett, Mort

"FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!" Bill O'Reilly except it's progressive candidates saying "FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES!"

Why do you tempt people like this

No

No we’re not

i’m a masochrist ✝️

I too went thru a “just give everyone a million bucks” phase (I’m old, millions was a LOT). The difference is that there wasn’t social media to highlight my cringy middle school years