The Kmart Unicorn Massacre No one knows what made the unicorns kill over 200 Kmart shoppers on Christmas Eve, 1999. In fact, I wasn’t even scheduled to work that day, but my manager, Derek, called and asked if I would cover …

“emerging from the fog, was a herd of unicorns. Except, they didn’t look like your typical fairytale unicorns. No. They were menacing, with glowing yellow eyes, sharp horns, and bucked teeth.”

Wrote about The Kmart Unicorn Massacre for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social 🦄

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A Scene From Clerks MMMMMDCCXXIX Dante and Randall are at the video store. They’ve always been at the video store, after all. Except, right now they’re in the Quik Stop. Dante is restocking the shelves, even if the bones of his fi…

I wrote this piece for a recent HAD call, but as soon as I was done putting it together, I had a feeling it was destined for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social. Massive thanks again to @sbb-writer.bsky.social for supporting my work!
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Wrote a goosebumps-inspired story about Guy Fieri for @dailydrunkmag

“It looked like Guy Fieri. But everything about him was wrong. His smile was a little too sharp. His eyes a little too black. His tattoos dripped in ooze.”

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Really grateful to have a piece up @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social again. Huge thanks to @sbb-writer.bsky.social for giving this one space!

George the Cheapskate Loves his Lakers George was a certified cheapskate and did everything possible to save money, including cutting cable, which meant he could no longer watch his beloved Lakers. But George was crafty and discovered t…

“George was a certified cheapskate and did everything possible to save money, including cutting cable, which meant he could no longer watch his beloved Lakers.“

Fiction by @sbb-writer.bsky.social

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Wrote a 200-word story about a cheapskate named George who watches fake basketball games on his PlayStation