scuttlezaki.DNK @sawazaki - Bluesky Profile

dude i was explaining the bjork stalker story to my friend once. i sent him a link to the suicide tape (WITH A CONTENT WARNING) and the guy CLICKED IT ON HIS COLLEGE WIFI THINKING IT WAS A TWITTER ART POST. he got investigated by his school for a day LOL

28.11.2025 05:41 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

oh I NEVER forgot about Goomba Got Back

20.02.2026 07:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

relevant? bsky.app/profile/guil...

20.02.2026 07:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

im so tired.. i hope i can get a break this weekend

20.02.2026 07:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the list of Famitsu's perfect 40/40 games... geez ive only played a third of these and finished less than that

20.02.2026 06:55 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

LIGHT PUNCH

20.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ITS AMINGO!!!!! ITS AMINGO!!!!!!!!!!!

20.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

👁️👁️

20.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gonna have to move the stream to sunday or monday night maybe... schedule jumpscare

20.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bought this shirt from my college anime club

20.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HOI4:TFR's Korea teaser got me so hyped. Can't wait to see more love for Asia in the update after this one

20.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thats so cool!!! i wish i had a fate poster

19.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so damn rusty

19.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

real Gs remember the Geno-Frisk-Reimu SSBU leak

19.02.2026 16:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OH MY GOD I WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT HIM A WHILE AGO AND ITS HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY ???????

happy birthday Nakamura!!!!!

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19.02.2026 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

4chan be like "yeah vtubers are pretty alright" then proceeds to casually leak all of hololive's faces on the attached image

19.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i went from being a tetris maximus guy to a victory royale guy

19.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

theyll never hear me but i always say "well played" whenever i get eliminated in fortnite

19.02.2026 13:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thank you beck!

19.02.2026 13:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

screenshot of a summarised apple watch notification from the Ivory app, saying “Poor juice UX at hotel; twink escaped, containment required.”

I keep notification summaries on purely because it generates the most unhinged text based on my own posts

18.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 120 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 0

one time i saw a guy talking about how he was watching the live action last airbender movie but he had to evacuate because of a hamas attack

19.02.2026 12:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

re: what if Dainsleif's kit sucks

19.02.2026 12:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...turns out I never got Hotline Miami 1's true ending on PC.
Let's change that tomorrow.

19.02.2026 11:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Thank you!!!!!

19.02.2026 10:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i should listen to Prince.
what album do you guys recommend starting with?

19.02.2026 10:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

18.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 155 🔁 95 💬 2 📌 0

thank you for remembering me like this

19.02.2026 09:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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