Also you don't have to be Jewish to apply:

This would be excellent and it's never going to happen

Booo

Why are so many powerful people mad at a halftime show about racism and pedophiles

This is not a U.S. Marshal, Federal Protective Service, or any other federal law enforcement officer. This is a private security guard from Triple Canopy. He has no authority to block members of Congress who have oversight of the EPA from entering the building.

Today I'm practicing to fix my own thumb. With everything that's going on in the government I'm going to have to start doing all the calming points.

Doesn't seem too bad, surprisingly.

well the tariffs may raise prices for stuff we don't even have the capabilities to make here in america, but at least everyone hates us now

Interesting. Everything i see is politics. I guess you get what you dig into

We cannot tell if you have taken pills for termination. #prochoice #prochoiceisprolife #dontneedtoknow #mifepristone #misoprostol #abortionrights #abortionishealthcare #margaretcarpenter #cutewinterb... TikTok video by Stephanie Finley

Women in red states- do not tell medical team in the ER that you’ve taken abortion pills.

They do not need to know, it won’t affect your treatment, it doesn’t interact with other meds & they can’t tell that you’ve taken them unless you notify them.

Watch this video:
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YNeuP6/

I haven't hated it but starting from scratching with following people and looking for people to follow has been a bit slow. I think the more people I can engage with the better. I haven't minded the character limit.

Dear Canada and Mexico,

We’re so, so sorry.

— Sane America

Everyone thinks this is f'd, right, because it's pretty f'd

I hate it here.

It's like America's a bus
& an elderly narcissist speed addict
is maniacally driving us off a cliff;

and we're all staring at each other
because 30% of the passengers
enjoy that his driving upsets the rest of us.

🧵 THREAD: Trump and Rubio have arrested the international humanitarian aid system and forced lifesaving aid programs to completely halt operations — despite an announcement earlier in the week claiming they had changed course. 1/

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

Gotta practice on myself before I stick them in someone else

This, my friends, is a good example of why I canceled my nyt subscription and don't interact with them at all

This is from 2017

Brilliant. More of this

Today I stuck needles into a human (myself) for the first time

Reading the news with my four legged security blanket

Today I hung out with old growth redwoods, aka where I am happiest.

I hate it here

Who is this dog?