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lot of moaning going on in the apartment but it’s just cuz we had a particularly succulent mango

i love being on the internet because where else am i supposed to find people who are insane about my same niche interests

cece’s trying to quit vaping and im helping her by telling her there’s spiders in there

i owe so much to sarah millican because her bit about being “allergic” to 40 apricots is the only thing that keeps me from also eating 40 apricots and having the shits. this is a daily occurrence. i just ate 12.

Ranma or Ranma

yes, please do! it took me a minute to get into it, but it’s so well crafted and gorgeous. definitely worth it.

i nobody ever filibusters with a tingler during my lifetime i am going to be furious

she claims that she would not have an evil baby because i said the baby did it intentionally, but i don’t believe her

This happened to me in Trump 1.0 when I called in and the dude said, “wow lots of calls about this issue today!” and I asked how many is a lot and he said “Seventeen!”

Motivates me to pick up the phone every time.

27!

little of both lol

i skinned both my knees demonstrating what i would do if someone broke into my apartment, i.e. crawling naked on the floor straight at the intruder to psych them out. i do think this will work.

this looks amazing! you really hit the nail on the head with the booktok romance cover vibe lol

Just a reminder that you can also fax your Senators for free, if you really wanna annoy them faxzero.com/fax_senate.php

had a super realistic dream that maggie had a baby and that baby threw up in my mouth while i was taking care of it and i woke up actively spitting

need a hysterectomy sooo bad 😭

An illustration of an anthropomorphic tatzelworm on a red background. Handwritten text reads: "You are not lazy, just exhausted. There is no dignity in self destruction. There is no shame in rest." The artist's watermark is canonkiller.

tumblr liked the tatzelwurm

People will be like “keep politics out of gaming” and then play Final Fantasy 7

a blue and red gradient background with the title “Fantasy books with trans main characters” in white block letters with my username readwithrhys underneath in smaller white text.

a blue and red gradient background with the title “Middle Grade”. Books included are: Rabbit Chase by Elizabeth LaPensee (nonbinary MC), Moonflower by Kacen Callender (nonbinary MC), Garlic and the Vampire by Bree Paulsen (nonbinary secondary MC), Sir Callie and the Champions of Helston by Esme Symes-Smith (nonbinary MC), The Deep and Dark Blue by Niki Smith (trans girl MC), The Dog Knight by Jeremy Whitley (nonbinary MC)

a blue and red gradient background with the title “Young Adult”. Books included are: Otherworldly (nonbinary MC) and Spell Bound (nonbinary MC) by F.T. Lukens, Pet by Akwaeke Emezi (trans girl MC), Kindling by Traci Chee (nonbinary MC), The Sunbearer Trials and Cemetery boys (trans boy MCs in both) by Aiden Thomas

a blue and red gradient background with the title “Young Adult”. Books included are: The Witch King (trans boy MC) and Godly Heathens (nonbinary MC, also T4T4T) by H.E. Edgmon, Brooms by Jasmine Wells (Trans girl MC), The Wicked Bargain (nonbinary MC) and The Diablo’s Curse (nonbinary MC) by Gabe Cole Novoa, A Hundred Vicious Turns by Lee Paige O’Brien (nonbinary MC)

The fantasy lover in me is so excited people want a recommendation post with fantasy books with trans main characters!!

SPECIFICALLY! heated rivalry. the first one is ok but heated rivalry is the goat to the point that she came back to the characters again lol

accidentally paid two full months rent when i meant to pay half rent for a month whoops

if you’d like to read hockey romance i’d highly recommend rachel reid’s game changers series. the best to ever do it imo

use the right trigger to suck dick. use the left trigger to channel your druid powers. pressing x twice allows you to double jump. you can also use the touchpad to suck dick but nobody does that.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

i am never doing no sleep airport again

what weeb does and left their akatsuki cloak and genshin sweatshirt at goodwill

me watching scifi: they should give these AI androids rights, they're basically like people :) how fun to imagine!
me now that "AI" is real:

starfire has been abandoned to the snow

i spent several minutes typing that last tweet my autocorrect fingers have failed me