Robin

lowkey forgot i had this account lmao

when will the woke mob start paying me

Hadn't even made that connection 😬 bleak

build the company around him i am not joking

"Don't you ever in you mutha f#ckin life dim your light for nobody"

just got fired lmao

Nuctis first two proper eps being Goblins and Babies is insane, i cannot imagine what a first time viewer mustve thought LMAO

BREAKING: Members of the public have told me they don't mind farmers blocking off roads so they can avoid paying taxes because they only get angry when people do that for unreasonable things like trying to save us from climate destruction x

dont think ill ever be over Space Babies what was rtd thinking man

why am i shocked by this

omfg will forte in 30 Rock

Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time -The Onion

Obscure Porn Category Viewed Out Of Morbid Curiosity For 26th Time

yeah i always hear great stuff about his other films and stuff ive just never got round to them lmao, same with Yorgos Lanthimos, i actually dont think ive seen any of his films yet i have to change that.

jesse plemons is so good in el camino, gotta watch more of his stuff.

If you see this, post your favourite Pokémon!

First Pokemon i ever used in a game and its my most played Pokemon game, i love Chimchar.

[watching myself flop on bluesky compared to my reaction on twitter]
No! NO! Where are my bots?! MY BEAUTIFUL BOTS?!?!

im gonna be so brain rotted in like even a few months time i cannot wait

i hate how im the second one

every trans girl is either some sysadmin living in a huge flat filled w plushies and $20k of special interests or a barista in a 2 sqm room thats 80% black mold and survives off cigarettes she found in the gutter and both think their experience is universal (theyre also dating)

call me marie antionette the way i let peasants eat my cake

beating my monster addiction by switching to meth

ive found myself using that one a couple times recently LMAO

you are actually so right with that, damn shame that dude died in a shootout and never had a chance to wrestle again post his match with samoa joe

i am going to use this phrase until the end of time now, what a wordsmith

it IS about fuck off

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

if only i were lucky enough for a hbomberguy to visit me in my sleep

like ill watch the episode back when im done w work tomorrow but goddamn you TK

istg TK books the funnest matches and segments for the episodes i can never watch live