Turnerisms

Ted #2 has been here for months and has managed to shamelessly flirt with a crazy lady, a recovering addict and a nurse…

But he still can’t find a suit that fits correctly.

What a show.

#BeyondTheGates

The man has been playing Ted since May and his suits STILL don’t fit right. Just swimming in that wardrobe like a child. #BeyondTheGates

Wait… did Pamala keep the wig but ditch that weird trans-Atlantic accent or am I being too hopeful? #BeyondTheGates

What if—WHAT IF Doug wasn’t murdered and Joey just has him disappeared somewhere but made it look like he was dead? #BeyondTheGates

I will say this is the first time I’ve seen people on a soap have sex because they both liked Lord Of The Rings (or whatever)

#BeyondTheGates

They really put four extra pairs of eyelashes and some aggressive lip liner on Tamara Tunie and said “yes, this is drag.”

I hate this show sometimes 😂

#BeyondTheGates

I get that every soap needs a voice of reason in the face of crazy, even when the crazy hits them head on…

Days has Marlena. GH has Laura. OLTL had Viki.

But all of them went scorched earth once or twice.

I need that from Nicole. ASAP.

#BeyondTheGates

a man wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is driving a car . ALT: a man wearing a fur coat and sunglasses is driving a car .

Cardi: I got Janet on my album for her first female collab.

Also Cardi:

I can’t believe they had Kat apologizing to a sentient cardboard box. #BeyondTheGates

Wait.

Gene Hackman

AND

His wife

AND

His dog????

Someone edited that promo with her making those faces and said “PERFECT”

Who would’ve thought a year and half later, he’d be 15 years older and absolutely hate Marlena for no discernible reason.

halle berry makes an excellent point about always being so vocal about what we don't want, that we forget to speak about the things we do want. i think it's harder for some people to even voice what they want for themselves, sometimes. many don't even know. i think we should all practice.

The human equivalent of the black plague wants to do WHAT with my anti-depressants???

a woman in a green dress is holding her head . ALT: a woman in a green dress is holding her head .

I’m ready… I think…

The kids are not ok

Like, never before have I felt compelled to have a go-bag ready than I have in the last 48 hours.

It’s been a pretty harrowing few days here in LA.

I’ve lived in SoCal all my life and the Santa Ana Winds + wildfires have been a pretty common occurrence, but there is something that has felt particularly sinister and apocalyptic about this last round.

an elderly woman is smiling with the words honey you 've got a big storm comin ' ALT: an elderly woman is smiling with the words honey you 've got a big storm comin '

I’m so excited

a rabbit is hanging from a rope and holding a microphone . ALT: a rabbit is hanging from a rope and holding a microphone .

“When You Touch Me” by Brandy just came on my shuffle and it’s taking everything in me not to start body rolling on this squat rack.

I’ll add that any trace of the flag disappeared when she swung it behind the horse.

That kinda puts me in the camp of we’re done with act ii and moving on to act iii

Now why they got a used car salesman and a data analyst as commentators???

Diddy had those girls fighting for their lives with that damn staccato for maybe one of the worst songs ever to assault my ears

*Recipe calls for 6 cloves of garlic*

Me: I’ll add 12 to 14 just in case.

I can’t wait until you have the ability to wreak havoc amongst the skies 😊

joy is resistance.
love is resistance.
we're not letting those people walk off with either.

Watched “Return To Oz” for the first time last night.

Woke A out of a dead sleep this morning to tell him not to show me no shit like that ever again.

There is something so inherently sinister about companies that lay their people off during the holidays. 🙃