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Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb

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Valentines Mothra?

22.11.2025 08:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hee hee hee 8008135

21.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Haven’t had any complaints

20.11.2025 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You had me at little people doing it

20.11.2025 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was yesterday years old when I realised that the spider must be on the inside of the pipe and I’ve been picturing it wrong my whole life. Also, I should get out more

14.11.2025 06:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just squeaked in there! 💕

14.11.2025 06:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve never wanted to watch Property Brothers more

14.11.2025 01:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can confirm

14.11.2025 01:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a woman laying in bed with a nfc logo on the bottom right Alt: Jennifer Lawrence laying bed. She turns into Mystique from Xmen
11.11.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Hey you” is acceptable 😂

10.11.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I suppose we can make room 😉

10.11.2025 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re under super duper arrest 😜

10.11.2025 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’ll be $10

10.11.2025 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“Whatever floats your boat, officer.”

10.11.2025 15:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you

ME: …boobies

10.11.2025 15:01 — 👍 195    🔁 65    💬 7    📌 0

anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?

09.11.2025 19:15 — 👍 383    🔁 129    💬 22    📌 4

Me, in my bathroom looking at a medication that was made by a company that went out of business in 2007: I can find a use for this.

02.10.2025 12:30 — 👍 110    🔁 43    💬 3    📌 0

If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.

10.11.2025 09:28 — 👍 88    🔁 45    💬 2    📌 0

This party is not even remotely lit

10.11.2025 06:04 — 👍 67    🔁 35    💬 0    📌 1

Spooky season holds a special place in my heart ever since I was voted 'Most Likely to Die First in a Horror Show'

31.10.2025 17:13 — 👍 16    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

Good idea: following someone on social media.

Bad idea: following someone after they leave Taco Bell.

10.11.2025 13:30 — 👍 18    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Finding change in one of your pockets is like winning a mini lottery.

09.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 15    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

Going in whole hog again

04.11.2025 20:51 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’d read you a bedtime story and tuck you in and then watch you sleep.

15.10.2025 00:34 — 👍 186    🔁 61    💬 28    📌 0

i don’t know why everyone’s always trying to show me to the door. the door’s seen me.

30.10.2025 11:10 — 👍 71    🔁 20    💬 5    📌 0

Sunday is not necessarily in fact a fun day.

09.11.2025 17:48 — 👍 36    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 0

As I like to say, whatthefuckever.

10.11.2025 14:39 — 👍 39    🔁 22    💬 1    📌 0

i’m just a swivel-eyed loon standing in front of a conspiracy theory waiting to happen

02.11.2025 20:57 — 👍 18    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Got distracted by the beauty of the sun shining through a leaf again

08.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 101    🔁 25    💬 3    📌 0

Goon a movie

Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo

10.11.2025 06:28 — 👍 59    🔁 15    💬 4    📌 13

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