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Love Kimi!

08.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m so sorry, but my allegiance is highly snack-dependent 😂

18.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Shhh, she’ll hear us and we won’t get any mint chip!

18.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

scooby doo and his friends are dancing together in a cartoon . ALT: scooby doo and his friends are dancing together in a cartoon .

18.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, am I the one saying ice cream? I feel like that’s me and @blairloudly.bsky.social

18.01.2026 00:21 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Best I can do is hand sanitizer and a bagel. You still in?

15.01.2026 05:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Try blowing in your ear like it’s a Nintendo cartridge

07.01.2026 05:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s right, I’m really not qualified to give legal advice

07.01.2026 05:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ha ha ha, this is true. 4th birthday party? You bet. What did I have for dinner last night? Good question

07.01.2026 01:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.

03.01.2026 13:43 — 👍 149 🔁 72 💬 6 📌 4

Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.

05.01.2026 14:09 — 👍 226 🔁 101 💬 4 📌 3

if you don’t mess up is it still an errand

04.01.2026 18:10 — 👍 101 🔁 37 💬 5 📌 1

If only everything in life were as reliable as my Mandalorian PEZ dispenser.

29.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 28 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.

03.01.2026 11:30 — 👍 59 🔁 30 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know why, but i really trust Tony Hawk as a spokesperson

05.01.2026 17:45 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat

(diddley)

05.01.2026 18:44 — 👍 138 🔁 48 💬 7 📌 0

January is the Monday of the year.

02.01.2025 01:59 — 👍 166 🔁 64 💬 6 📌 4

The gear shift got stuck on my Delorean again, and I ended up in 2005 again

06.01.2026 00:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So, post weirder on the platforms I’m already on, you say 🤔

05.01.2026 23:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago

05.01.2026 23:28 — 👍 78 🔁 35 💬 2 📌 1

we held our collective breath for mere seconds before the fuckery continued unabated

03.01.2026 23:03 — 👍 126 🔁 58 💬 3 📌 0

A sloth drinking decaf has more motivation than some of us today.

05.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 63 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 2

Guys I'm twitterpated

04.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

No motivational speeches today. Let's get through this.

Retirement rehearsal is over.

05.01.2026 12:40 — 👍 56 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 0

love to wake up and immediately start hurting myself with my brain

05.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 186 🔁 47 💬 3 📌 1

join me in this trench and rest

05.01.2026 15:40 — 👍 53 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 0

I think a little poison will make me feel better.

03.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 137 🔁 66 💬 6 📌 1

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