@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Love Kimi!
I’m so sorry, but my allegiance is highly snack-dependent 😂
Shhh, she’ll hear us and we won’t get any mint chip!
Wait, am I the one saying ice cream? I feel like that’s me and @blairloudly.bsky.social
Best I can do is hand sanitizer and a bagel. You still in?
Try blowing in your ear like it’s a Nintendo cartridge
He’s right, I’m really not qualified to give legal advice
Ha ha ha, this is true. 4th birthday party? You bet. What did I have for dinner last night? Good question
There is something very attractive and sexy about a woman who appreciates donuts.
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
if you don’t mess up is it still an errand
If only everything in life were as reliable as my Mandalorian PEZ dispenser.
Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.
I don't know why, but i really trust Tony Hawk as a spokesperson
I know with the new year a lot of folks are at the gym doing squats. I just want ya’ll to know I’m at home doing my favorite kind of squat
(diddley)
January is the Monday of the year.
The gear shift got stuck on my Delorean again, and I ended up in 2005 again
So, post weirder on the platforms I’m already on, you say 🤔
I remember 2025 like it was just a few days ago
we held our collective breath for mere seconds before the fuckery continued unabated
A sloth drinking decaf has more motivation than some of us today.
Guys I'm twitterpated
No motivational speeches today. Let's get through this.
Retirement rehearsal is over.
love to wake up and immediately start hurting myself with my brain
join me in this trench and rest
I think a little poison will make me feel better.
