Darren M. A. Calvert

Darren M. A. Calvert

@dmacalvert.bsky.social

Designer and teacher by day. Freelance illustrator by night. IG: http://instagram.com/darrenmacalvert | Etsy: https://shorturl.at/hpEFO | πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

7,580 Followers 208 Following 10,827 Posts Joined Jul 2023
7 hours ago

Chatting with my mom on text and get these LONG pauses with

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showing where I know she's either gotten sidetracked mid-text or I'm about to get a full typewritten page.

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10 hours ago

Your guess is as good as mine

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11 hours ago

They finally got back to me about the shipping issue with my TV and it turns out there's a shipping issue with my TV.

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18 hours ago
A bee bot A copper capybara bot

Some #MarchofRobots pieces from this day in previous years

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12 hours ago
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13 hours ago

I make my own fun

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18 hours ago

Now *that's* a sexy peanut

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13 hours ago

I like Hegseth’s little hand gestures which he definitely practices in front of a mirror

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16 hours ago
Preview
a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a very angry face . Alt: The Penguin in Batman Returns driving the Batmobile remotely
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16 hours ago
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17 hours ago

Just remembered a drawing teacher got mad at me for drawing a Jack-'o-lantern head on the model's body during a figure drawing class on Halloween. πŸŽƒ

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18 hours ago

Lot of you sticking around...

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18 hours ago
A bee bot A copper capybara bot

Some #MarchofRobots pieces from this day in previous years

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18 hours ago

I KNOW

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18 hours ago

Sexy Peanut joins Donald Duck x Popeye in my folder of art I can post to thin out my follower count.

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18 hours ago

Now *that's* a sexy peanut

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1 day ago

"I feel like your sexy peanut character could be sexier" - Me in a university design critique today πŸ₯œ

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1 day ago

Cool. Be sure to post any peanuts you draw so I can see how it’s done.

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1 day ago
A sexy peanut

I may have overdone it. He's too powerful.

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1 day ago

My industrial design degree has taught me to always seek out the funniest, least practical solution to a problem.

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1 day ago

I literally just realized that you *didn’t* mean using them as ramps

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1 day ago

If you want a teacher who will lie to you about your anthropomorphic peanut's sex appeal you are in the wrong classroom.

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1 day ago

"I feel like your sexy peanut character could be sexier" - Me in a university design critique today πŸ₯œ

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1 day ago

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

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1 day ago

He's just going to blow it all on back tattoos anyway.

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1 day ago

The number of amazing-looking projects Netflix has cancelled and they're out there spending $600M on this shit.

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1 day ago

The Dukes of Hormuz

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1 day ago
Preview
an orange dodge charger is driving down a road Alt: The Dukes of Hazzard car jumping off a ramp
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1 day ago
A car with a "Honk if you're horny" bumper sticker

"It's a totally different approach to cars!"

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1 day ago

*puts a funny bumper sticker on a car*

"This car is now bespoke."

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