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Chris Terry-Enescu

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Former political researcher and professional elections nerd specialising in electoral and party systems. Current day market research analyst for museums, heritage, the arts and charities around the world. UK's number one Romania-phile. Still a nerd. He/him

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My "I'm not a 'monster'" Times opinion piece...

04.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well unification with Moldova is a fairly mainstream view in Romania, but AUR's name is literally Alliance for the Union of Romanians so yeah that's a big thing they care about notionally.

04.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHA

04.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 654    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 18

Romania: a country where even the far right are focused on elsewhere.

04.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or how big it is

04.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The main outcome they're hoping for from the Kurds is that they'll be cannon fodder instead of American troops, I'd wager

04.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Not traditionally favourable to your people (guys who live in Hull)

04.03.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't been able to get 'Do you want Fettermans, because that's how you get Fettermans' spoken in animated TV's Archer's voice out of my head for ages.

04.03.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]

From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:

NEWSREADER:

Extraordinary images here 

of an expat in Dubai 

[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]

…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.

[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. 

CLIVE MYRIE:

To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent

DAVID JONES:

Clive, this is momentous

It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: β€˜Dubai Is Brilliant’.

[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]

You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.

It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.

CLIVE MYRIE:

Which are…?

DAVID JONES:

You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, 
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.

CLIVE MYRIE:

And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?

DAVID JONES:

I think we can expect to see:

β€œI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”

CLIVE MYRIE:

Mmm. 

[Ends]

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: β€˜Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: β€œI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

04.03.2026 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3371    πŸ” 1062    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 31
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Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

04.03.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3487    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 80

Greg: And the task was...?

Alex: Conquer the city.

Greg: And you?

Odysseus: Built a giant wooden horse.

Greg: And it's impressive. Completely fails the task.

Odysseus (suddenly looking very like Jason Mantzoukas): But does it, Greg? Does it?

Alex: There was a camera inside the horse.

04.03.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Donald Trump bursting into a flamenco class:

03.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

If only Big Roy had ran earlier the Democrats would hold all before them

04.03.2026 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE ROYMENTUM IS REAL

04.03.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I assume this is on your email signature at this point (I did play it because of you so)

03.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Look, the autism and ADHD come out in many ways

03.03.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've often felt you could make an excellent Game of Thrones style series modelled on medieval Romania.

03.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So basically the Ottomans would invade Europe through Moldova and Wallachia and then they'd hit the Carparthian mountains and that's where the War for Christendom was fought.

03.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The bit in the North West is Transylvania which was under Hungarian/Austrian/Austro-Hungarian rule and the bits in the East and South are Moldova/Moldavia (after which the Republic is named as it's historically part of it) and Wallachia, which were Ottoman vassals.

03.03.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah. It was also historically very empty of people even by medieval standards. Basically to do with geography, as many things are. The Carpathian mountains slice right through the middle of the country, and then on the other side of that you've got a huge plain.

03.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's funny as well because I am old enough to remember when one of the homophobic stereotypes was that gay men secretly all wished they were women. Make up your minds lads.

03.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, so they had an aristocracy, the boyars, but the cities were dominated by other ethnicities and Romania was very rural historically.

03.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is, in part because so little is known about it. I highly recommend Neagu Djuvara's Brief Illustrated History of Romanians.

03.03.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.

03.03.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

All it took was for the entire pre existing political establishment, including the previous pro Western parties, to be involved in the mass embezzlement of 12% of GDP.

03.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean tbf, pro Eastern parties have typically done better in Moldova over the years than pro Western ones. Not true now, but this is basically the most successful the pro Westerners have been.

03.03.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

During the Soviet era the Cyrillic alphabet was enforced to try and reduce Romanian nationalism. There were also attempts to Russify the language a bit, not very successful ones.

03.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't remember if they changed the constitution or if the courts ruled or both, but it's officially Romanian again at the moment. I'm sure if the pro Eastern lot get in again it'll change again

03.03.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I frankly have a suspicion that people may have misread the kind of tricky to parse question

03.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Republic of Moldova has a fun thing where depending on whether you are pro Western or pro Eastern you also typically disagree on whether the language you are speaking is called Romanian or Moldovan (there are no significant differences)

03.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0