I need a cigarette
07.02.2026 20:09 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I need a cigarette
07.02.2026 20:09 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Definitely. That settles it. 3pm is plenty late enough for a lager
07.02.2026 20:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did McCowan just do a mcgeady turn out of a tackle? That looked smooth as fuck
07.02.2026 19:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Far too sober to be watching games like this
07.02.2026 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My nerves are shot. Went from sick to my stomach to elated to shitting my pants to sick to my stomach again
07.02.2026 19:55 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One goal lead ainβt gonna cut it
07.02.2026 19:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stupid foul by scales here. This is the stuff that kills you
07.02.2026 19:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crap finish
07.02.2026 19:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just shit my pants
07.02.2026 19:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God bless Martin OβNeill. This latest return should rightly move him up the ranks in terms of all time greatest managers at Celtic. Just the fact that heβs here. He doesnβt need this shit. But heβs here anyway. Where would we be without him?
29.01.2026 21:55 β π 62 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1Fuckin yes. Get in there Celtic
29.01.2026 21:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So now we shit ourselves. Seems about rightβ¦..oops Nevermind. Trustyyhghhhyyyyyyyyyyyy get in
29.01.2026 21:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He had his arm out to make space for himself in defending. Was incidental contact with the ball. Harsh but was given a decision to make. 3 nil would do me but fuck it. Keep piling on the attack. Do not alter formation or approach. Keep hammering them
29.01.2026 20:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Engels appears.
29.01.2026 20:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah thatβs weak but Iβll take it
29.01.2026 20:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Telt ye
29.01.2026 20:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Horrific defending. This mob donβt look up to it. We need to press on and get another and keep hammering them
29.01.2026 20:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was coming
29.01.2026 20:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My god that is beautiful football. I mean just beautiful dear god
25.01.2026 16:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tierney looks washed man
25.01.2026 16:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pukki would have scored a brace
18.12.2025 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.
28.11.2025 18:28 β π 1971 π 291 π¬ 27 π 8Seeing Martin ONeill on the touchline there makes me feel warm and safe. Itβs like having the parents come to visit and the old man holding court in his element as it should be.
29.10.2025 22:06 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βThe club do not accept that there is a disconnect between the board and the manager.β
The Celtic Board - 6th October 2025
Not one manager worth a fuck will touch this job after reading that diatribe from the Mustachioed Fuckstick
27.10.2025 23:05 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 5 π 0Canβt imagine thatβll go unanswered. Was a bit extreme even if true but itβs clearly shite
27.10.2025 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fucking disgrace
27.10.2025 22:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs embarrassing
27.10.2025 22:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0