Shoe has no idea what you speak of

Holy shit, I told Paul yesterday that System of a Down deserved better than us all.

@l1samak.bsky.social damn. Do you think there could be a delivery to a bodega down that way? I think Maggie and Leo need a shark.

A house on a hilltop backlit by spooky red light. It is shining through the windows. A single ladder stands menacingly in front of the house. The scene looks like a horror movie poster. The text reads: Fall into fall. Night of the unsecured ladder. Always place your ladder on a firm, flat surface. Make sure you have a spotter to help prevent falls.

We didn't get to wish anyone a Happy Halloween this year, but there's no time to fall off a ladder like the present when you are taking down your Halloween decorations.

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ WASHINGTON—Dismissing the swashbuckling sci-fi romp as “a total hoax” amid growing scrutiny over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, President Donald Trump made remarks Tuesday denying that he had ...

“The American people should ask themselves just what the president meant when he concluded every issue of Time Pedophiles with the motto ‘Three cheers for molestation, and may every historical era be another wonderful secret!’”

Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.

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Look, I know we’re all rightfully pissed about the current Epstein stuff, but you should really set aside some time and read this piece. There’s a reason “mitigating the effects of climate change” is one of my key policy positions.

Ugh. I hope the fucked uppedness can be defuckulated without overmuch disruption. No fun at all.

A giant erupting volcano. An enormous turkey the size of a mountain is emerging from the center. The turkey is holding a fire extinguisher in one wing and a turkey fryer pot in the other. The text reads: The Thanksgiving volcano! Nobody likes The Thanksgiving Volcano. Fry your turkey safely. Follow the directions for your fryer. Only fry a turkey outside and away from your home or other flammable materials. Never use turkey fryers in an enclosed area like the garage or porch. Stand by your turkey!

For the Turkey Fryers in this season of fried turkey.

And dreading every moment of going back up. And not because the Chowdah Company was all that (although those bread bowls were the bomb...)

We've basically got them running the place anyway, I guess. Only shittier.

I saw this motherfucker eating at Panda Express in the Pru Mall in 1998, and now I have to see him *here, in this capacity* and he still fuckin sucks. (Someone pointed him out. I only watched Beavis & Butthead on MTV).

🇺🇸 Today is Veterans Day 🇺🇸

To our veterans: you deserve so much better: affordable housing, mental health care, food security, and more. Thank you for fighting for us. We are fighting for you

Want to honor veterans? Consider donating/volunteering at local/national veterans helping veterans programs

It’s a tough day for some folks today. Tell stories about your friends, and try to be the better person they helped you become.

Much love. Bruce veges with you in spirit

Does anyone know where the love of god goes when the waves turn minutes to hours?

They don't write them like that anymore.

TENESSEE

Finally some good fucking news.

What the fuck, Jeanne? Are you reading off of Susan Collins' notes?

Useless useless useless. My parents in the White Mountains soon are likely going to be without a hospital within a two hour driving distance because of this nonsense. Fucking useless.

Mega🧵 CDC IGNORES URGENT EPI AID REQUESTS

1/9 🚨 Maine is facing the largest HIV outbreak in its history.
It asked CDC for help.
😡 CDC is ignoring the request.

This is not getting enough attention in the news — and it should be.
🔗👇

A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.

Today.

"Fighting," he calls it.

Chuck, my son, *they are going to keep lying and you are going to keep going along with it because YOU ALL got yours.* You all got yours and you are too old and out of touch.

Now get in the sea.

PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!

Okay,.question...do we know whether the masked goonages in Little Village were shot at, or did someone driving by make a loud raspberry pbbbbt noise at them & they lost their shit, because while no one was hit... was *anything* hit? Recovered? Just saying I don't trust DHS as far as I can throw them

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If you’ve read this far 💚 — there’s a lovely obituary about Dr. Stephen Soulé Arnon, the physician who developed the only FDA-approved treatment for infant botulism.

It also traces his time in CDC’s Epidemic Intelligence Service and his incredible public health career 👇

🚨🚨 INFANT FORMULA RECALL 🚨🚨

Please share widely

👇

A photo of a pug on an armchair, mid bark face

A photo of a pug lying on a dog bed looking mildly annoyed

And I am yelling "Oh my god oh my god why why why the fuck are they all fucking like this?" And I *know* Edie is thinking "I am going to bite Bruce right on the weenis for this." And Bruce is like "I bite my sister because mom hates JD Vance."

I just watched some news from yesterday (fios was down) and, uh, I don't want the pugs to pick up my vibe and start murdering so I had to turn it off. When Vance started doing the Democrat shutdown repeat it enough to make it true thing...

SNAP Benefits Alert for November 2025 Background: What You Need to Know

⚠️ ALERT: Your November SNAP Payments may be delayed due to the federal government shutdown. Need food? The City of Boston is here to help. Visit boston.gov/SNAP for updates on local resources for you and your family.

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