shauna

someone at the pentagon frantically typing “Claude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

i wasn’t feeling particularly patriotic right now anyway but now i know i can fully ignore the “festivities” and miss nothing

@ATFulemin I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group

don’t make me tap the sign

trump’s biggest superpower is the ability to tell his most ardent supporters what idiots they are for believing his promises and knowing they’ll just say “please sir can i have another”

no, it’s not digitized out. he’s wearing something totally different.

i got a degree in criminology (intending to go to law school) and many years later wound up working in trust/safety in tech. the parallels are real, lol

my dad used to say it shows future employers you know how to start something and finish it. it’s not the ONLY way to do that, of course, but it’s a signal.

bruno mars is called bruno ares in greece

a whole lot of us in recent generations had a much different experience. we should encourage that.

college also teaches you everyone’s experience is not like your own

i’ve had so many different careers!

exactly this

the value of encountering people and ideas outside one’s norm cannot be overstated

lotta old veterans in their audience. it’s one thing to wear that tacky shit elsewhere, but at a dignified transfer? no.

ask me what i learned in college and i won’t recite academic knowledge — i’ll tell you “it taught me how to think critically”

then show the real footage you cowards

Remembering Hollywood Remembering Hollywood. 11,412 likes · 4,658 talking about this. A tribute to the golden age of cinema, celebrating the stars, stories, and style of classic Hollywood.

Hey I need a favor. This piece of shit FB account is spreading false history and AI pictures of my dad @officialgeocarlin.bsky.social .

If you have a moment, would you swarm it with a comment and then report it for spreading "false information"?

Thank you.

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Trump pardoned every single insurrectionist. Every single one.

just can’t imagine why there’s a male loneliness epidemic

I know it's not as horrific as a tan suit, but the President of the United States wore a fucking ball cap to honor the return of the remains of U.S. soldiers killed in battle. That happened.

Class will always out.

i barely scrape 5’4” and my husband is 5’7” so “tall” is like a superpower to me

yes 🤦‍♀️

dealer’s choice

was just telling my husband that @dieworkwear.bsky.social would have Thoughts™️ about that

i just.

literal lol

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

trump has numbed me to a lot of things but the lack of fucking respect will never stop galling me

meme with a woman making a bitter face with “the original post” on one side and her making an “actually wait” face with “the comments section” on the other