shauna

shauna

@goldengateblond.bsky.social

crows can hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.

284,382 Followers 742 Following 10,592 Posts Joined Apr 2023
10 hours ago

well she was horrifically gang raped years ago so i try to just not talk about her

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10 hours ago

New Rosie photos just dropped. She’s still available in SoCal, and she’s loving and wonderful!

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10 hours ago

the temu version of self-awareness

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10 hours ago

one upside of all of this is the revelation that the swinging dick bankers and big rah rah capital execs and billionaires are actually meek little scared dogs and president AOC or whoever (god willing) should walk them on a leash and make them drink out of a bowl

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10 hours ago

these guys are gonna pop back up when a dem is president and like nothing happened opine that some policy or other is "bad for the economy." they must be mercilessly struck about the snout with rolled up newspapers and ordered to lie down.

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11 hours ago
Thomas Florsheim Jr, the CEO of Florsheim's parent company, said he was not aware of Trump's preferences and declined to comment further.

this is from a piece yesterday but one of my favorite parts of this whole thing is how the ceo of florsheim is like “uh no comment”

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1 day ago
a photo of human regret aka marco rubio wearing shoes that are obviously too big because daddy bought them as a gift

i mean it’s objectively hilarious that he sends people clown shoes and they feel beholden to wear them lest they insult the boy king (no seriously: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...)

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11 hours ago

in the 90s she spoke at my university and was amazing. ‘the beauty myth’ was absolutely pivotal in shaping my views of feminism. but at some point many years ago she went *completely* off the rails.

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11 hours ago

believe it or not she used to be a very normal and quite influential feminist. unfortunately she lost her mind years ago and now sounds like someone you’d avoid on a city street.

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11 hours ago

with him? always. but as an ex-twitter employee actively involved in suing him, it all matters.

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11 hours ago

lol given recent events, fair

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12 hours ago

it’s something that happened in a trial a lot of people are watching. it’s worth covering.

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12 hours ago

YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE GREGORY

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12 hours ago
the rotting pile of compost known as @realDonaldTrump blurped:
Gavin Newscum's interview weeks ago was, perhaps, the most self destructive interview I've ever seen. In one fell swoop, he took himself out of even being considered as the Presidential Nominee of the Crazy (as proven at the State of the Union Address)
Democrats. He said, in a speech, he was dumb, had low Boards, can't read, has dyslexia, and has a mental disorder - A Cognitive Mess! On top of that, Black People are angry because he is obviously a racist.
While we all want to be politically correct, having a mental disorder is not a positive campaign event. Also, this was a politically suicidal act. The only thing he didn't say is he is losing his look, but nobody wants to say that about one's self. He is no longer a viable Presidential Candidate! President DJT

“dyslexia is a mental disorder” says the guy who regularly brags about acing cognitive tests a first grader could pass

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14 hours ago

some things are far more important than money

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15 hours ago

"I can never be put on trial for being an appalling piece of human garbage because the entire country thinks I'm an appalling piece of human garbage"

Maybe reflect on your life choices, you appalling piece of human garbage.

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15 hours ago

i’m sure his lawyers will try!

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15 hours ago

no one’s letting him off the hook because of that

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15 hours ago
Preview
Elon Musk seeks mistrial in Twitter lawsuit, citing ‘animosity’ in San Francisco Former Twitter shareholders sued Musk, alleging that he intentionally sought to drive down the company’s value before his October 2022 purchase of the company.

live your life in such a way that if you’re ever on trial you’re not so universally loathed that it’s impossible to find an unbiased jury

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1 day ago
Screenshot from the article saying: “Thomas Florsheim Jr, the CEO of Florsheim’s parent company, said he was not aware of Trump’s preferences and declined to comment further.”

Hilarious that the owner isn’t even pretending to be excited about the publicity.

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1 day ago

I NOTICED THAT TOO lol

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1 day ago

Bam has never been so accurately named because JAYZUS

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1 day ago

still never a bad idea to fact check!

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1 day ago

i don’t post satire as real

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1 day ago

Marco Rubio probably has blisters literally all the time if you need a pick-me-up thought today and I know I do

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1 day ago

he may not remember but the aide who does the ordering would (and you know they’d snitch)

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1 day ago

you’re welcome lol

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1 day ago
a photo of human regret aka marco rubio wearing shoes that are obviously too big because daddy bought them as a gift

i mean it’s objectively hilarious that he sends people clown shoes and they feel beholden to wear them lest they insult the boy king (no seriously: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...)

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1 day ago

i saw them together too!

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1 day ago

cyndi has always been a real one

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